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Save the FFML! Part 18
By Schala
So three people confessed to know ebonics.
Morandan: Hmm...
Kupek: If it's not a language, how can YOU know it??
Neilast: Simple, just rattle off some incomprehensible English, and you've got it.
SpriteGirl: Just screw around with southern slang, and you got it!
Locke2: Since no one else really knows about ebonics, I guess we'll just have to try them all out.
Morandan: *sigh* I guess you're right.
Tortolia: CAIT SITH'S MEGAPHONE!! AUUUUUUUGHH!!! Destroy! Destroy!
Morandan: Hey, we NEED that megaphone. Give it back!
Tortolia: No! No! NEVER!
Locke2: Just great, now we have a hostage situation.
The FFML members all rush out the door, the memory of Edgar's singing still fresh in their minds.
Morandan: Oh no, he's gonna yell into it!!
Locke2: Do something!
Trystan: Forget it, I'm not gonna tear off MY shirt again!
Morandan: Not as if you HAVE a shirt anymore.
Locke2: AUUUUUUUGH! *I'll* do something then!
He picks up the Vorpal and slashes through Trystan's belt.
Locke2: What're you doing?!
Trystan: Hey! My pants!
Locke2 grabs Trystan's fallen pants, runs over to Tortolia, and shoves it inside the megaphone just as he's about to shout in it.
Tortolia: DESTROY CAIT SITH'S MEGAPHONE!! LET CLOUD KICK ITS @$$!!...huh?...AAAAHHHH!!!
His yelling backfires, and Tortolia gets blown backwards, right under the Rubber Chicken.
Tortolia: Mmph...prmph...
Morandan: I think we should tie and gag HIM, too.
Trystan: MY CLOTHING!!
Locke2: Good idea.
Trystan: (grabs Locke2 by the throat) You idiot! I don't have anything to wear until I go home! (shakes him violently)
Locke2: M-MMaybe...w-we...s-shouldddd t-tie...andddd g-gag...T-Trystannn.
Kaitlin: (coming back inside) I got an easier way.
She casts "Sleep" on Trystan and Tortolia.
Trystan and Tortolia: *SNORE*...*SNOOOOOORE*...
Locke2: Good move.
Morandan unstuffs the megaphone as the rest of the FFML slowly come back.
Morandan: Okay you four, let's test it all out. Neilast, you're up first. Yell through the megaphone.
Locke2: Hold on. (passes out cotton balls)
Morandan: Hmm...good idea.
The FFML members all stuff their ears and get ready.
Locke2: Sorry, you four can't have any.
Tritoch: Crud.
Morandan: We'll see if this works...Go on, Neilast.
Neilast: (screaming through the megaphone) AWDUNNOWHOKNOWDISDAMNT'INGAWSHUORE
DUNNOANYT'INGBUUUUTHEYYAGOTTAGIVEUMATRYFRUMDABUTTUMUVYERHARTYU'KNOWWWWWWWW!!!!
The four glow slightly...
Marie: Ugh...
Tritoch: I think I liked Edgar's singing better.
Morandan: Hmm, nothing much...SpriteGirl, your turn.
SpriteGirl: AW'MAJUSTAPURTYL'ILGURLFROMAD'OL'OL'WORL'AND-ANUTHIN'SGONNASTOPME
FRUMA-MAKIN'ITOUTONMUHOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!
The four glow a bit more...
Locke2: I'm starting to lose my balance...
Locke2: Hey, *I'm* losing my balance!
Locke2: (picks up the Vorpal) Hmm, you're right. You're unbalanced.
Morandan: Still not good enough. Kupek, you're up.
Kupek: WUZZUPY'ALLYODAWGGIN'NALLADEMCRAPAHAIN'TANEVAHDUNNUTTIN'INMUH
WHOOOOOOLLIFEBETCHAYADUNNONOTHIN'ALLADAT!!!
The four glow more brighter...
Marie, both Locke2's, and Tritoch start to look a little green...
Locke2: (recovering a little) Whoa, looks like this ebonics thing actually works.
Morandan: But not separately. You guys'll have to do it all together, atthe same time.
FFML: NOOOOOOOOO!! MORE TORTURE!!!!!!!
Marie: YOUR torture?? What about US?? We have to listen to the full blast, WITHOUT stuffed ears!
Morandan: Okay...*ugh*...all three of you at once...Everybody ready?
Shadow: I don't think we can *ever* be ready for something like this...
Morandan: Okay, you're on!
Neilast, SpriteGirl, Kupek: AWDUNNOWHOAW'M-AJUSTAWUZZUPY'ALLDOGGKNOWDIS
DAMNPURTYL'ILGURLYODAWGG...
Marie and Tritoch glow with a yellow light...
Neilast, SpriteGirl, Kupek: ...T'INGAWSHUOREFROMAD'OL'OL'WORL'NALLADEMCRAPDUNNOANYT'INGBUUUUTAND-ANUTHIN'SGONNAAHAIN'TANEVAHDUNNUTTINNNNNNN'!!!!!
Both Locke2's glow with a green light...
Neilast, SpriteGirl, Kupek: HEYYAGOTTAGIVESTOPMEFRUMA-MAKIN'INMUHWHOOOOLE
LIFEUMATRYFRUMDAITOUTBETCHAYADUNNONOTHIN'!!!!!!
Eric: How much more can we STAND of this??
HAL: Yeah, I have fifteen layers of cloth over my ears and I can STILL hear them...
Morandan: But it's WORKING!
All four start glowing with blue light...
Morandan: Come on, you guys!
Kupek, Neilast, SpriteGirl: AN'ALLADATBUTTOMUVYERHARTYUKNOWWWWWWWWW
ONMUHOWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!
Locke2: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
He feels himself getting less rigid, more unbent...he can feel his arms and legs coming back!
Marie and Tritoch: WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!
The Espers' rock casing pops and shatters...their bodies grow and grow...they feel their Magicite forms starting to flesh out!
Locke2: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Morandan: AAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!
The two glow with an orange light...brighter and brighter...the glow brightens and extends...with a final flash, the two are only one!
All the while, the FFML watch on in awe...
HAS EBONICS (or at least our personal interpretation of it) ACTUALLY PROVED TO BE THE FFML'S SAVIOR??? FIND OUT IN PART 19 OF "SAVE THE FFML"!!!
Save the FFML! Part 19
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