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Part Five: Whatever happens next
Where we left off, Homer was complaining about how far away the
Phantom Train was.
Me: Okay, so we have to go three miles to get to the Phantom
Train. Any alternatives?
Luigi: We could take our Go-karts...
Toad: Yahoo! (I HATE that)
Me: Okay, we'd better get going.
HOWEVER, they are soon foiled by...
Me: OH GOD NO!!! It's BARNEY!!!
Barney: I love you, you love me... we're a ha-ppy
fami-ly...
T-Rex: RUUUGH!
Barney: Oh, nooooooooooOO!
T-Rex eats Barney.
North America: Make that T-Rex a national hero!
Bill Clinton: My fellow Americans...
Me: Can we get back to the story?
Bill Clinton: Oh, sorry.
FINALLY, our heros make it to the Phantom Train.
Me: Whoo-hoo! Pile in!
Everyone piles in. Three cloaked figures sneak in behind them.
Three hours later...
Me: Okay, we're home free.
The door bashes open.
Vicks: ALL RIGHT! You all are under arrest!
Me: Under whose order?
Darth Vadar: Mine.
Me: Cool! Can I have your outfit?
Darth Vadar flashes up his lightsabre.
Me: Oh great...
Part 6:
The New Beginning
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