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Part 6: The New Beginning
Where we left off, Darth Vadar had started his lightsabre. Now...
Me: (pulls out his sword) Okay, Darth, I'll have to kill you.
Darth Vadar: If it proceeds your passage to the Dark Side, so be it...
Me: Excuse me?
In a flash of smoke, the Emperor is there!
Emperor: Yes, it is time to complete your training...
Me: I think you're mistaking me for someone else... Everyone,
clear out.
Everyone leaves, but Eric can't move!
Emperor: You will know now... Moons ago, I visited a small
Moogle. Weak he was, but had spirit, leadership abilities. I
brought him to the Dark Side, but his desires took over him. He
failed, you foiled him. The Moogle was incompetent.
Me: So that's what caused the Moogle War...
Emperor: Indeed, and now you will serve me.
Me: Umm...No.
Emperor: Don't deny your destiny, young fool. I was the one to
make it possible for Kain to die...and he would be revived anyway.
It was I what made you come here.
Me: This sucks.
Emperor: You will come, or die. (grins)
Me: Have you ever visited a dentist? A hygenist? A plastic
surgeon? A psychiatrist?
Vadar steps up, lightsabre lit. Eric pulls out his broadsword to
meet him.
Me: ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile...
Kain: So why isn't the Phantom Train coming?
Kaitlin: I think we need somebody to die for the train to pick
them up.
Kain: Hmm... (spots a reincarnation of Kefka) There's our man.
(throws his spear at him)
Kefka incarnate: AUUUUUGH!!!! Not again! (dies)
Within seconds the Phantom Train is heard.
Me: Die, Vadar, die!
Emperor: Hahaha! Soon you'll be my faithful servent...
Me: (smacks Vadar's lightsabre out of his hands) Ha!
Homer: (sticks his head through the door) Hey, are you done
joining the evil forces yet? The train's stopping.
Me: Oh yeah...we are trying to get back to the world of the
living. Ah well, it was nice knowing ya guys, but this is my
stop. Later!
Emperor: Not if I can help it... (begins shooting lightning)
Me: AUUYUUUUIUUIHJHGKJGJKJFLKJ!!NIB!KULJH*&%#&%&^@$*!!!...
Darth: You killed him.
Emperor: Yes. Let us go.
They turn around.
Me: (rises from the dead) Greendream!
Emperor: Well, I'll shock you again.
Me: This time you'll fail... You have failed. I will never
follow you. I am neutral. >=[
Meanwhile, in the village of Moogles...
The Moogles dance around a fire, seducing their rightless ladies,
doing their psychotic ways. Mog sits on his throne, three slave
girls on his lap.
Mog: Someday I will avenge our losses. >=)
Before they know it, the Tyrano skull of Tyrano Castle sprouts
through the ground. Reptites pour out, sacking, looting, etc.
Mog's seventh son: Daddy, they cut teddy up!
Mog: All right, I feel the call of blood near. We will avenge
our deaths.
Mog's son: ALL RIGHT! (grabs a spear and goes rushing to the
nearest Reptite, which is...)
Nizbel: Shouldn't you be in a nursery?
Mog's son: Eat death, scum... (breaks his spear on Nizbel)
Nizbel: You are a stupid... (pounds Mog's son into the ground)
Mog: JUNIOR!!!!
Azala: You need to take care of your children. Sleep!
Mog: You can't defeeeeee....zzzzzzzz...
And so Mog's tribe got slaughtered.
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TO BE CONTINUED
Part 7: The horror waines on...
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