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Part Four: Some chapter I drag Kaitlin into the
story with
Where we left off, Dark Eric had escaped from Zeal's clutches and
is on the run with an army of superstars from various games.
However, they are soon stopped by...
Me: Oh god NO! It's the Washington Mutual Grannies!
Granny: You all bandits?
Me: We don't have time for this, we have an army of love-struck
facists behind us!
Granny2: Let me see your credit card.
Raptors: We don't have time for this! (tear the Grannies to
shreds)
The army begins running again...
Meanwhile...
Kain: Kaitlin, I think Eric's in trouble!
Kaitlin (a legendary Druid): Again? What's up this time?
Kain: Last I saw him he was fighting off Vicks and Wedge in the
afterlife.
Kaitlin: We'll have to go in after them...
They jump on some Chocobos and head off.
BACK TO THE PLOT...
Moogle Army: You drove us out of Narshe! We're gonna eat you
alive!
Me: But we're already dead.
Moogle Army: Who cares?
Dead Neutral People: OH GOD NO!!! THE MOOGLE WAR IS STARTING
AGAIN!!!!
The two armies clash.
Meanwhile...
Chief of Afterlife Police: You boneheads! That Eric's getting
involved in another stupid story!
Wedge: We'll catch him, I promise!
Chief: Well, I'm sending some help anyways.
Vicks, Wedge, and Darth Vadar take off after Dark Eric.
Back to the main plot...
Mog's son: NOOOO!!! It's happening again! (gets eaten by
Raptors) Daddy, I love you!
Bowser: Let's go. Where's the nearest Phantom Train?
Luigi: Two miles.
Homer: D'oh!
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TO BE CONTINUED IN: Whatever happens next.
Part Five: Whatever happens next
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