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The Chocobo Revolution, Part 2
So our heroes waited in the afterlife for 1000 years, during which
time the Chocobos conquered the known world, built the first
spaceship, landed on the moon, got in an intergalactic war and
learned the Force. Finally, Kain was released from jail.
Kain: Am I ever glad to be out of there!
Azala: So what's it like to be in a cell for 1000 years?
Kaitlin: Boring, I assume.
Schala: Either way, let's get out of here.
Kain: I don't know. They said if it happens again they'll put me
in for a million.
So our heroes club Kain unconscious and haul him onto the train.
Cecil: I just remembered, who's gonna kill someone on the other
side so we can get off the train?
Meanwhile...
Somewhere on the planet Gigagalagon...
Me (hasn't aged a day): Mog, I'll cut you into bite-sized squares
and serve you as an appetizer at a wedding! I'll...
Mog (hasn't changed either, though his parts are a little rusty):
THAT is IT!! I've been running across the universe for a thousand years, and I am sick of it. WE ARE THE MOOGLE BORG!!! RESISTANCE IS FU... huh? UWAAA!!!!!
T-Rex: *BURP*
Me: Uh...thanks.
Back in the train...
Schala: The train's stopping! The train's stopping!!
Azala: Is that Mog getting on?
Mog: #$*~! Eric chased me for 1000 years and then made me dino feed. I'll get him back someday. #@$&!
Kain: Owwww... (finally conscious)
So our heroes leave the station, but are soon lost in the Phantom Forest. Just to their luck.
Armarath: You've violated the peace treaty! Prepare to be
destroyed!
Kain: Armarath! It's us! The guys who ordered the green herbs!
Armarath: Can't give you anymore though, the chocobos conquered us and stopped us from selling them. Too many stoned birds, I guess. 'Course that was 1000 years ago, but...
Schala: Chocobos?
Elf: The chocobos conquered the world while you were away, 'cept the Lizar, of course.
Azala: Of course.
Cecil: Shouldn't we avenge those who died?
Me: (walking in finally) Excellent idea!
Schala: How can you still be alive? It's been a thousand years!
Me: Really? I've been chasing Mog so long, I hadn't noticed.
Nick: We're all gonna die!
Kaitlin: What are you doing here?
Nick: Eric threw me in for a plot twist.
Kaitlin: Oh.
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TO BE CONTINUED!
The Chocobo Revolution, Part 3
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