View Guestbook



The Chocobo Revolution, Part 3


So our heroes prepared to challenge the Chocobo Empire.

On their way to the arranged spot, however, they met an obstacle.

Cloud: YOU!! Why do you 'dis Playstation so much?

Me: What's with that sword on your back?

Cloud: It's a lot stronger than yours! Now tell me before I cleave you apart!

Me: Like I'm gonna tell you.

Cloud: Okay punk, DIE!

Cloud pulls out his sword partially, then collapses, seeing as it's so fucking heavy and immense.

Cloud: *GASP*...I can't...believe it...defeated by...my own... weapon.

Me: (looks at his sword) If you want a sword that big, you should make it out of styrofoam...not steel.

Cloud: I...was given that...sword because...I...wa..s sick...of using prop...s...*gasp* Now...I will...never...look upon...the gleeful...face...s...I...I...helped...ma...*gasp* Everything's... going...dark...

Me: I see.

Cloud: Please...forgive...my...rudenes...s...it's just...that... since the mon..ths...ago I...was born...Playstation...was...all... I...ever...knew... I...was sent...by...them...to stop...you... from...defeating...the... chocobos....

Me: Them who? WHO?

Cloud: T...h...e...y... a...r...e.... ............

Me: Rats.

Azala: It seems there's more going on than meets the eye.

Me: Apparently.


---

TO BE CONTINUED


The Chocobo War, Part 4

Questions? Comments? Praise? Flames? Address them to the author, Eric Bowling!

Go to my FFML fanfic page, my main fanfic page, my Final Fantasy page, or my main page

Send little ole me your comments! I'm big on typos, too, so if you spot one, let me know!

This page hosted by GeoCities Get your own Free Home Page


1