Jack Handey is funny and all, but, after long delegation, I decided that I needed somewhere to vent after a long, hard day in the cart mines...I am dictating this page and using it for my "I HATE MY F***ING JOB!!!" rant page. On this page, you will find experiences, rantings, comments and stories about the hell that is my job. Some of you may ask "Marrio, if you hate your job so much, than why don't you get another one, and quit the one you are at now?" Well...honestly, I hate looking for work, I mean, the money is there, and its a steady job, so it just seems logical to complain about the stuff that bothers me, better than leaving my comfortable situation...even though its a hellish nightmare of a comfortable situation. Anyway, read on and rest assured, it will make you love your job that much more. For example...
6/15/2000: Tonight, there was a customer in the store, standing directly underneath the sign that read "RestRoom" and had an arrow pointing left. I was in the middle of finding another stupid customers stupid special order, when this dumb f***ing b@st@rd asks me where the d@mned bathroom is. I tell you, if it wasnt for the paycheck, I would have slapped his dumb@ss all over the store.
Anyway, I smiled and told him that I could give him directions, but it would be easier to follow the signs. He smiled back and said "Oh, that makes sense! Thanks!"God, I hate stupid people.
And don't even get me started on management. They do things so @$$-backwards. Like, for example, we have been without a maintenance man (janitor) for the last 2 months! The bathroom constantly smells like nasty sh!t all the f***ing time, I honestly dont know how customers can stand it...but
"thats ok because it's the loaders job now .
So, not only are we expected to clean the front of the store, gather all the carts outside (Shopping carts, panel carts, flat carts, mini-garden carts and garden flats), load peoples cars with the stupid sh!t they bought, pull their f***ing special orders from receiving (And they are never in the correct bin(s), but we are responsible for cleaning the inside of the store too?!?! GIVE ME A GOD-D@MN RAISE THEN YOU STINGY B@STARDS!!! Honestly...it is a major pain in the @$$.
Next time: More stuff that pisses me the f*** off!
Want to vent about your job? Hate a co-worker? Want to tell me? email me and I will post your rant on my page!
