Captain Planet was having major trouble with these aliens. The fact that they were the ultimate in illegal, ecosystem-destroying imports was actually little more than a slight annoyance, compared to the radiation from their blasters. Suddenly, he heard a voice: "Moon...tiara...MAGIC!" Something like a discus swept through the soldiers, obliterating them.
Five young women dressed in what looked like sailor uniforms came up to him. One of them, a blue-haired girl, said, "He seems to be suffering from massive radiation poisoning."
"I'll take care of that," said the leader, a blonde girl with two ponytails. She took out some kind of wand and said "Moon...healing...ACTIVATION!" Captain Planet was bathed in magical energy that reversed the radiation poisoning and fully recharged him.
"Thanks," he said. "Who are you guys?"
The Sailor Scouts introduced themselves.
***
In the World of Darkness, vampire, werewolf, mage, changeling, and hunter alike stood to defend their world. Even the Restless Dead, the wraiths, fought the invasion forces to the best of their ability.
"Wyrm's talons!" cursed one Garou, Walks-By-Night by name. "For every one of these monsters we bring down, ten more take their place!"
"I'd almost take those f***ing Marauders any day," complained the Etherite Dr. Chronos.
"You'll have to settle for the other two groups," Sister Guinevere of the Chrous told him. "These whatever-they-ares have really screwed with the Technocrats' plans for reality, and as for the Nephandi...well, nobody knows just why they're helping us, and we're probably better off not knowing."
"Everybody shut up and fight," snapped Ethan Richter as he blew away another alien. "By the way, speaking of former enemies, where are the Kindred?"
"Over there," said the one Malkavian who now spoke in an upper-crust accent and actually made sense when he talked. "I'm afraid that the unusual chemical this extraterrestrial species has for blood is having a rather deleterious intoxicating effect."
"Yeah, huh-huh," chortled a Ventrue. "We're stoned." The rest of them made Beavis and Butthead-like laughs.
***
Several anime Earths were also fighting these invaders.
"Man, and I thought Talpa was bad news," complained Sage of the Halo.
"Yeah, there's no end to the guys," added Kento of the Hardrock as he went into an Iron Rock Crusher. "And how're we gonna take out Mongul? He's built like that Incredible Hulk guy, and he's gotta be ten feet tall!"
"We'll know the answer to that," Ryo of the Wildfire said, "when we face him. Flare up NOWWW!"
***
Tenchi and his friends also waged their own battle against these invaders. Tenchi had activated the Master Key and summoned the LHW; Ayeka was hand-to-hand with those aliens who went through Azaka and Kamidake's electrical barrage; Ryo-ohki was in her spaceship form, bombarding the soldiers with Sasami safely in the pilot's seat; Kiyone and Mihoshi were blasting away at them; Washu was pulling a Reed Richards, working on a device to repel the invading forces wholesale; and Ryoko was having a little too much fun killing them.
***
In the Hyborian Age, Conan and a horde of other barbarians stood to defend their world from invasion, while wizards cast spells and priests prayed to their gods for the magic to beset these "fiends from hell". Naturally, similar things were happening in places like Greyhawk, Ravenloft, and Middle Earth.
***
Ash had chainsawed his sixth alien bastard that day. The Deadites were taking out the rest. As Ash stepped back, trying to calm down, a soldier suddenly leaped out at him. Ash shot him in the chest, then Deadite-Linda ripped its head off. "Groovy, huh, Ash?" she asked.
Ash smiled. "Groovy."
***
It was supposed to be only a simulated wargame between two Starfleet ships. But when Warworld was spotted, the battle became all too real. Now Starfleet had sent out its best ships out to deal with this menace. Among these ships were the Original Series Enterprise and the Next Generation Enterprise, headed by their respective crews.
***
Even Gilligan's Island wasn't safe from this menace! The aliens had proved immune to Ginger's seduction (not that she'd have wanted to date these pug-uglies anyway) and Howell's attempts at bribery (his last words were something about Yale men). While Gilligan and Mary Ann ran about in fast-motion, the Professor had managed to make some homemade bombs, and the Skipper was punching out every alien whose helmet left its jaw exposed.
***
Beavis and Butthead had hooked up with Daria and Jane Lane to form a resistance movement called the Moronics, and...

All right, all right, I'm stopping this post as it's getting a little too silly.

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