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Rule #0. No saying Mahir's name without a capital M
Rule #1. No yelling.
Rule #2. No kicking without reasons
Rule #3. No bans without warning
Rule #4. No harrassing of anyone here
Rule #5. Perm bans ONLY when all ops agree.
Rule #6. From now on, adding an op ONLY when all ops agree.
Rule #7. Tempban only when someone breaks a rule subsequently.
Rule #8. No pretending to be Mahir!!!
Rule #9. No using the bots for saying stuff.
Rule #10. No spamming.
Rule #11. No flooding.
Rule #12. No quacking.
Rule #13. No violence in #turkishguy.
Rule #14. No females with white worms infesting their crotch are allowed.
Rule #15. No idiots.
Rule #16. No kicking jenkaara!
Rule #17. Giving a channel op a pr0n site leads to immediate +v..
Rule #18. Only Inphernal may wield the Holy Banana Of Violation..
Rule #19. The girl blows, the guy jax0rz
Rule #20. No pr0n is allowed..
Rule #21. No flirting with jenkaara.
Rule #22. Anyone with cable, dsl, or any other high speed connection must set up an ftp for the dialup users to leech warez from.
Rule #23 All speeds must ascertain above 4kBps to avoid flamation..
Rule #24. These rules apply in any channel that is derived from #turkishguy
Rule #25. Thou shalt screw people with craptacular boxes like Duo`.
Rule #26. Anyone with poison ivy on their penis is not allowed to be present in #turkishguy (*cough[zeekay]cough*).
Rule #27. Fucking cartoons or thinking about it is against the law..
Rule #28. Fucking videogame characters or thinking about it is against the law.
Rule #42. Only phonymike may utilize the masterbatory realdoll of pleasure..
Rule #69. No sex with bots..
Rule #70 Any surplus of hot chix0rz shall be donated to lonely S_T_E_V_E who needs sex0r (and steak) kthx.
Rule #88. Saying pffffff, ppfffhh, and any other variation is strictly prohibited (with the exception of phonymike).
Rule #98. Dark-Shwr can no longer slap people with his "python".
Rule #99. No gay sex in #turkishguy.
Rule #100. No PaulDKidd.
Rule #101. No beginning a line with heb.
Rule #649, Subsection E. Over usage of the word "ghey" is gay.
Rule #666-x No parking in the red zone except on tuesdays and when heb is gay.
Rule #914. JEWPODIS! DEGAUSS!!!!
Rule #998. No topics about resident members can be made up, they can only be done with copying and pasteing lines.
Rule #9999. No being obsessed with jenkaara (this means you thane).
Rule #4536. Phonymike must be kept on a leash at all times.
Rule #10000. No topics about resident members can be made up, they can only be done with copy and paste.
Rule #54638. Darkside is the only mackdaddy allowed in this channel.
Rule #D(3x+2). Never flood a channel while Inphernal is idling.
Rule #tan^2-0/sin^2-0. Darkside's groin must taste and smell like fresh blueberries.
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