For some reason, Phonymike started have cyber sex on channel. And not just any lewd cyber sex, he was doing Emulator/Hacker's cyber sex. You see the example listed above as the heading. Everybody starting getting into it, and the result was a long listing of weird sayings. Actually, I thought it kinda funny. So if you missed it, here you go. 1/25/00 2:14AM (PST)

*** Psyfrex changes topic to 'A/S/L YOUNG HORNY GIRLS PLEASE PRIVATE PSYFREX FOR CYBER'
(all the cybering below is from Phonymike unless otherwise stated)

• GIB ME J00R ROM! <Psyfrex>
  
• oh yes, load that rom!
  
• oh baby press more buttons!!
  
• ooh yes open my zsnes
  
• ooooh baby click the video settings
  
• FULLSCREEN ME <Darkside->
  
• yeah that's it, change to 16 bit mode and make me transparent
  
• CONFIGURE MY INPUT BABY! <Psyfrex>
  
• oh yes save that config
  
• MMMMMM, GIVE ME MORE OF THAT SWEET VSYNC!
  YES! <Psyfrex>
  
• oh baby yeah that's right, make a save state in slot 69
  
• mmmmm yes let's netplay, my ip is 69.69.69.1337
  
• 1. Install it right there baby, right over there in that directory <jenkaara>
  
• ohh baby, unzip my rom slowly
  
• oh baby, that's one long file name
  make it longer baby, yeah that's it
  
• mmm baby, plug your lpt1 into my socket
  
• stroke that wheel mouse like it was my body
  
• ohh baby, put that menu in my hole
  
• click the video options, and make it triple buffered
  
• oh baby that's right, I want you to set the bitrate to 44khz
  
• mmmm I like your lethal enforcer gun
  oh baby press 7 to enable mouse mouse
  
• mmmmm, disable layer 3 so you can see me nekkid
  
• press 8 to send the mouse up your ass
  
• mmmmm, incread the frameskip to 5 so it goes faster
  
• mmmm, increase the difficulty so it's harder
  
• shove more ram in so it's a bigger framerate
  
• mmmm baby, was that checksum as good for
  
• mmmm, rip that rom off the card with a hot, steamy copier
  
• I want you to rip my sprites like a wild animal
  
• Oh, HACK ME!
  HACK MY HEX, BABY! <Psyfrex>
  
• oh baby, cahnge my palette so it's white and sticky
  
• GIVE ME MORE OF THAT SWEET, HOT, BINARY! <Psyfrex>
  
• STICK THAT IPS IN THE HEADER <Darkside->
  
• it doesn't matter if you're zsnes or snes9x, there's plenty of me for the both of you
  
• GIVE ME MORE!! DOCTOR MY ROM! <Psyfrex>
  
• oh baby, let's play some more "rape games"
  
• oh baby, change your nick to ~° and I'll change mine to o:
  
• oh baby that snes rom directory takes forever to come
  
• oh baby, let's use that saturn emulator so we can take it slow
  
• oh baby, I want you to load me like you loaded the tail of phantasia
  
• oh baby, you're bigger than star ocean
  
• you must have an a-dd1 in your pants to fit that sucker
  
• oh baby, the zsnes board is soo big and long
  
• I like to scroll up and down it
  
• oh baby, I want your checksum, I want it good and big
  

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