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Blane Flynn's coming of age - Posted by Kyrian Koven October 18, 1997 at 4:19 PM EDT - Category: General
*wind
howls around the huge Yew trees that surround the campfire*
"This
day has brought forth no good tidings. As I traveled the edges of the road
that runs from Yew to Skara Brae, we saw some ghastly sites. As we headed
south past the old graveyard south of Yew, the animals stopped making noises,
and the wind died down to a thick, stingy standstill. Off in the deep forest
of Spiritwood, moans of the wraiths that dwell there were heard. Some passed
it off as the wind, but I knew that those cries were those of dejected
souls, seeking eternal vengeance for their anguish ...
Along
the road I traveled alone, and only a stones throw from the road itself
I encountered a spectre. I bit my cheek to fight off the overwhelming feelings
of terror it invoked, and charged it in well disguised fear. I overcame
the wraith quickly, and it fled deep into the forest. Back upon the road,
at one of the old abandoned keeps, a man was yelling for help. There was
apparently an alchemist trapped on the roof by a Giant Scorpion, and a
man named Blane Flynn was trying to get into the keep to aid, but the door
was being guarded by a crazed troll. Without a word I ran swifty by rolling
under the swinging club of the troll and gashing it's achilles tendon with
my axe. Blane was caught off guard, and was still contemplating whether
he should attempt the rescue. The troll shreiked in pain, obviously losing
its grim determination, and I fired another quick blow at the wrist of
the troll, hacking it from its body. The troll reeled and screamed, and
from the sounds from the roof, I knew time was of the essence ...
I ran
through the legs of the troll, hoping it would not be able to fit up the
stair case. As i came over the balcony, the poor alchemist was down on
a knee, fending off claws with a shield, cowering behind it, and weakening
fast. In one long motion I reared back and let sail my double axe end over
end across the rooftop. The axe clanged off the side of the scorpion's
tail, doing no damage, but getting its attention as I desired. I reached
into my pack and pulled out a my broadsword, a thick blade, of a clan design.
The scorpion charged me but as learned, I amputated that stinger with one
stroke. The fight was quick after that. I checked briefly to see that the
alchemist was okay, then hurried back down the stairs to where I still
heard the troll thrashing about. Young Blane caught me off guard here,
for he had taken the initiative, inspired perhaps by my actions, and was
parrying the trolls attacks! I grew heart from this, for Blane had gone
past the point of terror, and was maneuvering between this troll's legs,
and striking blows when available. I let out a loud cry, startling the
troll. The creature circled round to see what come from behind it, and
instantly, without hesitation, Blane put all his might behind is blood-ridden
katana and drove it sideways across the back of the troll's hamstring,
dropping it like a sack of flour. As the creature hit the ground Blane
brought the blade to the trolls throat and opened it wide ... finishing
the beast.
As the
troll gasped for its last breaths, Blane stood over it, a boy to a man,
blood ebbing from the side of his head. We exchanged glances, both saying
thank you, for different reasons, to one another. We helped the poor alchemist
off the roof, and I regained my axe, we set camp and rested for a while,
talking of the battle. Blane was eager to learn more, so he ventured forth
south, toward Skara Brae, in the hopes he could soon return the favor I
had done for him, to some young warrior.
Kyrian
Koven
The Lady Elawyn - Posted by The Great Lord Xavori Grandmaster Rogue October 18, 1997 at 3:28 PM EDT - Category: Adventure Stories
I was
wandering near the orc fort at Cove looking for something(one) to do. There
were many orc and ettin corpse lying about and number young warriors who
looked barely old enough to shave, let alone adventure. No challenge in
any of them. So, I left the fort and started towards Cove when I didst
spy a fighter on board a dragon ship. And lo, the gangplank was down. I
took off running towards the ship and jumped onto the plank and aboard
the ship. I scrambled back to the tiller man and with the aid of my war
fork, ordered him to move the boat out to sea.
After
we were well away from the shore, I turned to the fighter.
"Dost
thou wish to sail to Vesper?"
"Yes,"
he replied.
"The
fee for the trip will be 200gp," I told him.
"Okay,
let's go to the bank and I'll get it for you."
Obviously,
the fighter thought me a complete fool. For once we reached the "safety"
of Lord British's homicidal warriors, he would flee.
"Nay,
knave. Thou wilt pay me now, or I shall take my fee from thy bleeding body."
"k"
he replied.
He wandered
over to me and handed me a pile of gold, quickly counting it, I saw he
had only given me half my request.
"My
fee is 200gp or your life," I threatened.
"Half
now, half when we get to Vesper."
"Nay,
all now, or you will never arrive in Vesper."
He thought
for a moment, and then handed me the full 200 gold. I decided to see if
I could get all his gold without resorting to anything so mundane as killing
him. So, I set sail for Vesper, a plan already forming in my mind. After
a few minutes (Cove to Vesper is a very short journey), we arrived near
Vesper.
"Wouldst
thou like me to land so thou can go ashore?" I asked with a sly grin.
"Yes,
please," he answered.
"The
fee for going to shore is an additional 200gp."
He fumbled
around in his packs for a second, then said, "Wish I had it…"
"'Tis
a pity," I replied.
I ordered
the tillerman forward, planning on ditching him on a uncharted swamp island
I had found the day before.
"Please,
wait! I have 189gp, will that be enough?" he begged.
This
was only 11gp less than I had asked, so I assumed he was most likely telling
me the truth. I pondered for a moment.
"That
will be fine."
I took
him close to shore and demanded my money. As soon as he paid me, I moved
next to shore and ordered him off the boat.
"Thank
thee for choosing Da Gimp's charter service! Tell all thy friends about
us!" I called out as he ran away.
Now,
that was fun, but I always make it a point to visit Occllo whenever I "borrow"
a ship. So off I went. I shan't bore you with my activities in Occllo,
needless to say, nothing interesting happened. So, remembering the fun
I'd had in Trinsic recently, I set sail. It is my theory that the city
that prides itself for its honor hath created a citizenry who art truly
naïve.
After
the long journey, I arrived in Trinsic, I left my ship parked near the
city, and assumed someone else would borrow it from me shortly. I had heard
rumors that the jeweler's market had recently recovered from a drought
and were again purchasing jewels. I had saved roughly 100 various gem stones,
and figured to make a tidy profit, so my first stop was the jewelers. I
spent several minutes haggling with the merchant on the prices of gems
and letting me sell all my gems to him. When I walked out, I had over 3000
gold on me. I could barely move under the weight and proceeded to the bank
as quickly as I could pausing often to rest. It took me quite a while to
arrive at the bank and deposit my new wealth.
I wandered
around the town for a few moments, then spied a tailors shop. I wandered
in and saw a jester's outfit. Thoughts of all the fun that could be had
dressed the fool danced through my head, and I bought it. I then took out
my dye kit and tub and picked out the most obnoxious colors I could find
to color everything: bright purple pants, green shoes, and blue tails on
my hat. I then started wandering around telling bad jokes to distract them
while digging through their pack.
I wandered
around for a bit, even stopping at the local tavern to pick up some ale,
figuring being slobbering drunk would add to the part of fool. I meandered
some more and ended up at the docks where many fisherman were actively
doing battle with the fearsome fishies.
A lady
named Elawyn commented on my clothing. Several others had told me of her
kindness and generosity, so I made it a point to find a "special" scam
for someone so disgustingly nice. I started working on my plot while continuing
to stumble about the dock and ask people if they had seen my pet frog,
all the while digging though the fisher folk's packs looking for goodies.
Not surprisingly, they had mostly smelly fish. Blech!
After
thoroughly exploring all the packs, I started announcing the contents of
everyone's pack. There were even a couple of fools who actually had gold
in plain sight (well, plain sight for a rogue who was digging around in
their pack anyway).
"Thou
are a most strange fool," commented Lady Elawyn.
I stumbled
over to her and replied, "Milady, thou art the most beautiful creature
I have ever lain eyes upon."
Trying
to control a smirk, I quickly continued.
"Please
forgive my brashness, milday," I stammered, "I am very drunk. You could
be very ugly. I cannot tell."
I then
fell down laughing and so failed to catch her reaction. I continued my
drunken routine for a few moments more when I came upon my plan to win
her trust.
"Milady
Elawyn, I have a confession to make," I started, "I am not truly a drunken
fool but instead am a warrior in service to our noble liege Lord British.
"
"A confession?"
she asked.
"Yes,
milady. I was sent here to Trinsic with a letter for the captain of the
town guard warning him of a pirate attack. Alas, I was ambushed on my way
here by two ruffians and lost the letter. However, whilst they thought
me out, I overheard them talking of sailing to Trinsic and then travelling
overland to their hideout in the jungle south of the town."
"Who
was it?" asked a young mage named Tigris.
"Rainz
and Gamberto," I replied coming up with the most unlikely duo I could think
of.
"I've
heard about them," said the mage.
So,
Tigris wanted to be my victim. Very well. Lady Elawyn was not cooperating
at all, although she pleaded inexperience in fighting, it was not fear,
but mistrust I saw in her eyes. My esteem of her went up greatly. I had
not planned on her joining me on this excursion, but needed her unwitting
help in luring some other to the journey. She had unknowingly played her
part perfectly. I explained the details of our "mission" to Tigris and
we set off.
We travelled
quickly to the jungle, and on the way, talked about the upcoming fight.
Tigris was a fairly accomplished fighter, which was good since I needed
some sport. I also was heading to a narrow cave to a hidden mage valley
where there would be no running away. I had already lost one fleet-footed
victim from Trinsic, and did not want any more returning to tell tales
of the black-cloaked Xavori.
Once
we arrived at the cave, I made my usual demand of "your money or your life."
Tigris didn't respond, simply attacked. I smiled at the bravery if not
the intelligence. The fight was over before it began. I dug through the
still-warm corpse and took the reagents and gold I found. I also spied
a locking box and locked all of Tigris's equipment, including the key,
inside the box. It was not lost, but would take some time to find a rogue
trustworthy enough to pick the lock without helping himself to the contents.
I do try to add these little details to make my encounters more memorable.
I quickly
made my way back to Trinsic. Changing out of my battle gear, I strolled
to the tavern to relax and have another ale. Mugging is thirsty work, and
nothing quenches like fine Sosarian ale. Upon entering the tavern, I spied
the Lady Elawyn reading the public board. I walked over towards her and
greeted her.
She
turned towards me, and suddenly, one of the murderers who Lord British
hath hired as guards appeared and slew her. If ever there was solid evidence
of the need to have the Council of Mages take away their ability to teleport,
this was it. Lady Elewyn was truly innocent, and yet was cut down like
a common thief.
However,
being one to seize any opportunity, I quickly told the lady to find a healer
to resurrect and I would guard her things. She seemed to have difficulty
with this, but after several moments, she was gone. I quickly dug through
her items, finding nothing so valuable as to risk my plan to win her trust.
One of the vultures that doth plague Sosaria came by, and I was forced
to grab all her items as quickly as I could to keep his greedy paws away.
Would that I could have slain him. Not for looting with which I normally
see no wrong, but for interfering with my plan to gain the lady's trust.
I did manage to get most of her equipment, and even her gold. However,
I was now weighted down so that I could not move.
After
a while, Lady Elawyn returned. I returned her items. We talked for a bit,
but I was growing truly weary and I yawned. Lady Elawyn kindly offered
to guide me to the local inn. I smiled, knowing I had gained at least some
measure of her trust. She not only led me to the inn, but even stopped
to show me the tailor's shop she worked in at times. Finally, we arrived
at the inn. Thinking quickly, I remembered a necklace I had found and gave
it to her as thanks. The look in her eyes told me I had been successful
in winning her trust. I bowed and bid her farewell.
Elawyn meets Xavori! and dies ('cos of a wierd bug) - Posted by Elawyn of Yew October 18, 1997 at 6:34 AM EDT - Category: Adventure Stories
Elawyn
of Yew, the poor little country lass, trained as a ranger. living in Trinsic,
and feeling lost, alone, and scared.
Elawyn
did pursue her training, and didst visit the inn, where she did see the
message that she feared, from her good friend Lynne Greymere, who had left
this fair city to pursue her training.
and
Elawyn did pursue her own training, wandering the barrier island, which
had trees to remind her of her home in Yew. and there didst she meet a
young mage, new to Trinsic, and they did converse. And aye, then then the
demon lag didst strike, and Elawyn did return to the world at a different
time.
and
Elawyn did walk the streets, looking for her new found friend, but alas,
found her not.
and
Elawyn did visit the training dummies, where she did learn much anger,
for a bard in the room, his musical intrument hidden, did torment all in
the room with poorly struck chords. and she didst state "I do wish that
yon bard be wearing a plate codpiece, for when I do find him, I shall strike
him a most mighty blow in his funions".
and
Elawyn did walk to the docks, there to fish a while, and exchange pleasant
conversation, and to play at 'hide and seek'.
and
while fishing there she didst espy an expert warrior, who didst wear a
most unusual costume, and didst play the fool, aye, indeed, didst play
so well, that she was intrigued.
and
she did greet yon fool.
and
he didst play the fool, exceedlingly well, and Elawyn was amused, and didst
smile, and didst find this fool most uncommon.
and
the fishers that didst fish were intrigued, and this fool did play the
fool, and most exceedingly well.
and
then didst this fool reveal himself, as a captain of Lord British, in black
armor, with a black cloak.
and
he didst request assistance.
and
Elawyn did humble herself, and express her regrets that she was not puissant
in the arts of war, and another didst offer her aid, aid in the arts of
magic, and she didst accompany the honorable Xavori upon his quest.
('for
tis not my place to tell thee how the Captains of Lord British do travel
the land, disguised, suffice it to say that the honorable Xavori did play
most exceedingly well, and if he so chooses, he mayest tell the himself)
and
Elawyn didst suggest, that the honorable Xavori do travel to the training
room, to recruit warriors for his quest, but he sayeth that time was short,
and thus, they did leave)
and
Elawyn, saddened at her pitiful skills, did vow to train harder, and didst
walk, and she did lend aid to the needy, and, anon, didst enter the tavern.
and there she didst examine the bulletin board, and didst read a message
from her friend Lynne.
and
there, she did hear the honorable Xavori call her name, and she did stop
reading the board to greet him for surely he would not return, quest unfulfilled,
lest he need her help. and 'twas then, for reason she knowest not, that
a guard did slay her, and she did become a spirit, and did attempt to open
the door, while Xavori didst cry out "I pray thee m'lady, seekest thou
a healer!", and she tried, and she tried, and she could not open the door.
and she did run back and forth, and she did cry out "open the fusking door!"
and none did hear her cries.
and
then did someone open the door from without, and she ran, she ran to the
healers, and she could not open the door, and she didst use words she had
heard on the docks while fishing, and she ran yet more.
and
she found a healer near the bank, and the healer didst examine her soul,and
found it clean, and lo!, she was mortal again. And she did run
and
she did run back to the inn.
and
Xavori was there. And he did quoth, "Sit close, for I managed to save most
of thy possesions from the foul looters", and Elawyn did feel her heart
go out, for she had, earlier that week, saved the pitiful possesions of
another, and she was exceedlingly moved.
and
Elawyn did wear the robes of mourning, for she did not know why she had
been killed.
and
she didst beg pardon from Xavori, for, in her confusion, as a spirit, she
had run back and forth, trying to open the door, and had run back to Xavori,
and had screamed "The door! I cannot open the door! Oh Xavori, my friend,
open the door that I might find a healer!" and alas, Her friend Xavori,
did not have the skill of talking to spirits and did cry out "m'lady, I
pray thee, seekest thou a healer!" and "Run to the healer mlady!"
and
so she returned, and Xavori did hand her what little he had saved for her,
and she did exclaim "that is the first time I have wandered the land as
a ghost, and I liketh it not, for none can hear, and I cannot open the
door!"
and
so they sat, together, she feeling lost, confused, and disheartened, and
he did comfort her.
and
then, alas, he did exclaim that he didst grow fatigued, and did need to
rest, and Elawyn did walk with him to the inn, for he was not of Trinsic
and knew not where te inn might be.
and
there they did part, that poor country lass, and that most noble captain
of Lord British, and Elawyn did weep, and then Elawyn did look at the things
that her friend Xavori had saved, and aught that was missing, was a few
reagents, for he had saved her favorite dress, and had saved her halberd,
and the 35gp, and the sewing kit, and, even the few fish she did have,
and a few potions, and her fishing pole
and
he did give her a necklace, that she might wear to look pretty, and she
didst weep more. For this was a true noble, who had saved her from being
just another poor soul in a robe of mourning, wandering the streets, and
crying for aid.
and
so Elawyn did take her room at the inn, and did lay her down to sleep,
her thoughts of this kindly man, who was a captain of Lord British, who
had been so kind. And Elawyn did sleep, her dreams yet unspoken.
------------snip
here-----------
Xavori,
I salute thee! Masterfully played, if wasn't for that bug that killed me,
it would have been a total blast. Even with it, it was a total blast. I
learned a great deal, and so did Elawyn, tho I fear she might have learned
the wrong things ;-)
It's
now almost 6:30 am, and for the last three-four hours I have been in total
awe. I'm not posting the exact details of thy ploys, since I figure you
might want to use some of them again, but that last few hours was the best
entertainment I've had in a long time.
Yah,
yah, Elawyn died, don't know why, I put the report in already. Lost a few
reagents, maybe a couple of other minor things, no big deal.
I hope
you got some screen shots, 'cos I was either laughing too hard, or swearing
too much trying to open the damn door out of the tavern.
and
for the rest of you would be role players out there, yah, the players know
about Xavori, but the characters don't. That was a total and absolute blast!
I really had a hard time trying to role play Elawyn into NOT going out
of the city with Xavori.
Elawyn
was on her way to buy reagents, because she thought she might be of some
little use, got delayed helping out a couple of newbies, stopped in the
inn to check the bb, otherwise she would have left the city, alone, to
follow and try to help.
Dunno
what killed me, I put in a bug report on it tho, but I have to admit, Xavori
payed even that surprise well.
(I think
he's setting me up for later...)
To play
that, to have a grandmaster player take notice and get me involved, that
was a pleasure, an experience to be treasured.
and
note thee well, role playing really means that your character does NOT
know all that you know.
A story on Death - Posted by Galdrag October 18, 1997 at 12:50 AM EDT - Category: Adventure Stories
Dana
Vinte began her career as a Boywer in Yew, she had been sitting down carving
herself a bow when a man came out of the nearby Bow shop. "The town boywer
hath proclaimed a surplus of equipment, and that he hath run out of gold."
Hearing the man, Dana took her newly carved bow up to the shop. The shopkeeper
was a young man with a stubble beard, and a worried look upon his face.
Dana then asked him if he might buy a bow from her. He replied that he
had been helping out apprentice bowyers all day and now he had no money
and a surplus of low quality bows and arrows. He was quite worried that
his reputation of having the finest bows in all of Yew would be ruined.
Dana, seeing that there was no money to be made here in Yew wished the
shopkeeper good luck and farewell. As she was leaving the shopkeeper did
proclaim. "Thou might be able to sell thy wares in Skara Brae, I hear that
the ferry is in disrepair and that they are running low on resources."
he said. Thanking the shopkeeper for his advice, dana started towards Skara
Brae, not knowing how exactly she would get there. As Dana walked town
the trails that ran through Yew, looking at the beams of sunlight that
shone through the trees, Dana did see a bird sitting on a branch of a tall
Yew tree. Since Dana was running low on arrows she thought that she might
be able to use the feathers from the creature for her trip to skara Brae.
Now killing birds in Yew was quite a chore since there were many trees
and branches that might stop the arrow before reaching its target. As Dana
drew her bow to slay the bird, she was issued a warning from a nearby guard.
He warned; "Do not draw thy bow in town mi'lady, If you slay that yonder
bird then I'll have to place thee under arrest for breaking your Kings
law."
"what
law?" Dana exclaimed.
"Thy
good Lord British's law mi'lady, it states that if a weapon it used in
any of the towns under his rule then the subject must be put under kings
arrest, or if the criminal seems dangerous, then the noble guard may indeed
slay the offender."
Dana
looked surprised, "Oh, I am sorry sir, I shall be careful in the future,
not to draw weapons in town."
"Move
along m'lady" the guard said coldy "There is no bird feathers for you in
this town."
Dana
proceeded to travel from town, frusterated by the guard and the Kings law.
What kind of law prohibits the slaying of small creatures? she thought,
I surely could have used the bird for a good use. For a while Dana pondered
upon the Kings laws, and she became more and more against the "good" laws
of Lord British. In her anger towards her king, she failed to see the harpy
that was sitting in upon a wide branch in one the bigger Yew trees, nor
did she see the torn mutilated corpses at the base of the tree. The harpy
did crave human flesh this day, and did attack poor Dana while she sulked.
Dana heard a horrible scream from a tree that she had just walked past.
Just as she had turned to see what had made the noise, a horrible pain
ripped through her lower neck and shoulders, she felt the flesh tear away
from her back. It was too late for Dana to draw her bow, so she fumbled
for her skinning knife in her boot. A horrible ripping sound came from
her right arm as the muscles within were torn out. Screaming with pain,
Dana made one desperate stab at her attacker. The strike hit home at she
stabbed the harpy in the rib. The beast made a horrible shrieking sound
and let go of her back, Dana did then turn toward her attacker and began
slashing with her good arm, as well as she could. The harpy, near death
made one last slash at dana's head, The claws hit their mark, clawing across
her face and taking Dana's left eye with it. Dana, who was screaming so
loud with pain did not see that a rogue had hidden himself in the bushes
during the attack. Dana, feeling that she was near death, began slowly
crawling back towards Yew. But no sooner that she had climbed off of the
dead harpy's corpse that a man in a grey robe approached her, dagger in
hand. "Hello, m'lady art thou alright?" Dana couldn't seem to respond,
she was almost to weak. "well, I see that thou art nearing thy demise.
" he said tapping his blade on his palm." "I also can see that thy once
was a beatiful maiden, but now thy body and face looks like the creature
that thou hast just slain, methinks that I shalt do thee a favor and end
thy misery." With his proclaim, Dana felt the world dissapear and the knife
hit home.
---then
nothing----
A voice
from the nothingness. "Dana, thou hast been wronged, so I give thee a choice
of returning to the world alive, but weaker than thou originally were,
or thou canst return as a spirit, to walk the world unseen."
"I wish
to live again! " Dana cried "I do not wish to be dead, I hath been horribly
wronged."
the
voice then said. "So be thy destiny."
Dana
felt a pulling sensation as she returned to Britainia. When she came to,
she saw the man who slain her looking through her backpack and putting
her things into his. Dana tried to run at the man, but she was far too
weak to move, and she was wearing nothing. She waited for the man to leave,
then she slowly, cautously moved towards her pack, which she saw was still
attached to her body. She then realized her situation. She had been given
life in a new body. She looked upon her hands, they were clean and uncalloused,
the skin was a smooth as a baby. Dana very much appreciated the powers
that had given her new life. She then looked to her old corpse, the man
was right, her body had been mutilated so much that did not not recognize
her former self. She looked to see if the man had left any of her possessions
in her pack. No, he had taken everything from her. Then she saw that her
skinning knife was still protuding from the chest of the harpy that had
mostly done her in. She pulled out the knife and proceeded to pluck some
feathers from the beast. These feathers shall make some great feathers,
she thought. She then saw that a grey robe was laying on the ground near
the place that she had resurrected. Looking the the condition of her old
dress disgusted her, pieces of her dress, and her arm hung dangling from
the harpy's claws. Dana, then collected her pack, knife, robe, and feathers.
She sat down on a nearby log and tried to carve herself a new bow and some
arrows, but her skills were not as good as they were, and her bow and arrows
weren't of exceptional quality, but they'll do for now.
She
then, travelled back to Yew and checked in at a local Inn. Tommorrow, she
thought, I'll find myself some friends to travel with me to Skara Brae.
Then she drifted into a most comforatble dreamless sleep.
Brushes w/ being PK'ed (and why Notoriety is bogus) - Posted by Den Dragon October 18, 1997 at 8:50 PM EDT - Category: General
I got
a good, long session in yesterday, on the Atlantic server, and had a couple
of interesting experiences w/ PK's and Notoriety. I'll stick to the highlights
:)...
On the
road Northwest of Vesper, I noticed about 6 or 7 dead bodies (all bare,
of course), along w/ a bunch of low Notoriety newbies standing around.
I looked over the carnage w/ some mild curiosity and, itching for a fight,
questioned a couple of Dread Lord Apprentices (I was only an Apprentice
Swordsman, but a well-equipped and skilled one at that ;), establishing
that they were, most likely, not the culprits. I headed North a bit more,
and ran into a newly res'd Journeyman warrior who warned me of a PK Mage
dressed in red robes. After giving him a spare metal shield, I decided
to work back south a bit and see what I could find (again, I'm itchin'
for a fight :). So, I'm struttin', lookin around and Tracking for humans,
when I come upon a red-robed mage named 'Lord Larry' delivering a death-blow
to a ring-clad warrior. I quickly jump into the fray and am attempting
to swing my sword through this vile killer's torso, when I hear a magical
phrase being uttered, and then freeze. I attempt to move: "You are paralyzed.
You cannot move." AAGGH! So I'm held there, and the (Evil) Lord Larry is
just standing over me, silently (looting his kill, I assume). I keep trying
to move, but to no avail, and, hoping this guy has mercy on my sorry ass,
let out a "dumdedum" due to boredom... After a few seconds of being paralyzed,
he lightening bolts me-- BWAMO 1/5 of my health left (I may be a skilled
Apprentice, but not skilled in Resisting Spells, which, at that time was
at 0%... "Dumdedum" indeed. :P ), he then casts some other spell and it
fizzles, leaving me w/ my fingers crossed and tossing insults at him :).
"Thou
art but a knave!", I spit at him. I watch, in silence, as he prepares an
incantation that I knew would surely bring about the end of me. Then, as
I stand frozen, almost devoid of life, I hear footsteps nearby, to the
North. Salvation! "Help!", I call out, "An evil mage hath paralyzed me".
I hear running, and then a group of adventurers enters the clearing where
I have been held against my will. Just as quickly as I they arrive, Lord
Larry is off into the woods. (It's interesting to note that half of the
group that 'saved' me were of Dastardly or Dishonorable status. Also interesting
to note is the fact that a group of 4-5 medium-skilled warriors were unwilling
to take on one Expert mage, for fear of being "fried" :P ).
Having
barely escaped w/ my life, I headed back to Vesper in order to stock up
on Heal Potions and train my Magic Resistance. I got my Magic Resistance
up to just under 30, and bought 5 Potions that an Alchemist claimed were
of the Greater variety (it turns out that he was a fraud; the potions healed
maybe 6 HP a pop :( ). After healing and stocking up a bit, I headed back
out on my journey to Covetous. I decided to take the road that passes thru
Minoc, after having, uhm, my 'previous difficulties' w/ the more direct
route. :) I passed North and thru Minoc w/out incident, encountering a
few hide-bearing fauna and crafting gorgets from their remains. After Minoc,
I headed SW towards that mountain range which is connected to Covetous.
Near the mountains, just beyond the protective boundaries of Lord British's
domain, I encountered a Wandering Healer, who, upon checking the name,
appeared to have a negative notoriety (the name was red). I quickly dispatched
the healer, ridding the world once and for all of that scum (???). Shaking
my head in bewilderment, I ventured onward.
I decided
to stop by a player-built forge ("So-and-So's House of Makin' Shit"-- not
the exact title, but it was damned funny :), and see if anyone there would
be able to assist me in repairing my weapons and armour. There was a Master
Smith there, and he was kind enough to repair all of my EQ for 50 GP. I
donned my armour and sword once again, noticing that my AR went up a point
(yay :), and headed back out into the wilderness. Eventually, after many
a player-built house/forge ('tis amazing how NPC's congregate around those
things), I reached the entrance to Covetous. Standing just below the entrance
were three highly-skilled warriors discussing a subject of, seemingly,
some importance. After inquiring about the situation, I discovered that
there was a group of PK'ers camping out at the Crossroads nearby to the
South. I thanked them for the info. and headed towards the entrance. I
dispatched an Ettin that was harassing a couple of newbies outside of the
cave opening and entered the dungeon...
Apparently
I had arrived just after a respawn... About half of the first level was
cleared, and I encountered many a wounded warrior as I wound my way through
the first pillars of fire. After rounding a corner, I witnessed a well-armoured
warrior assaulting another fighter who was down to below half-health. The
wounded fighter kept screaming that it was not his fault, that it was a
bug, he had done nothing to deserve the title of 'Evil Lord'. The attacker
then stopped and said, "Then give me your gold." The other fellow agreed
and pleaded for him to stop attacking. The attacker (Dastardly, BTW) kept
at him, chasing the wounded man round and round, demanding his gold. I,
disgusted by this, unsheathed my blade and laid into the offender. Every
time that he swung at the fighter, I whapped him one-- He, never saying
one word to me, eventually laid off. I wandered deeper into the dungeon,
wondering how one could so easily let honour act as a thin guise for greed.
The
monsters were plentiful that trip, and I and a group of fellow adventurers
had a grand time exterminating them. During one battle, however, I accidentally
struck a Great Lord and dropped from 'Honorable' to Neutral. My potions
did not last long (damned Alchemist! :), and my companions were unable
to help after a while (I had no more garlic), so I headed back out of the
dungeon, content in the skill/stat points that I had gained (I even gained
a pt. of STR! ;). One of the companions that I had met inside the dungeon
and I decided that we would head back to Vesper in order to unload/restock.
Outside of the entrance to Covetous I told him about the PK'ers at the
Crossroads that I'd heard about earlier. He mentioned that he may, in fact,
know them; that they may very well be friends of a friend of his. A Dastardly
GM Mage wandered by and was very interested to hear of the PK'ers, after
a "Farewell" he ran down the road. We followed, at a slower pace, and neared
the Crossroads.
The
sounds of a battle grew loader as we drew nearer, and we stopped short
at seeing many heavily armed Master+ players killing eachother. Bodies
were everywhere, and weapons, reagents and armour were scattered about
in great abundance. We hovered near the edges of the fray and backed up,
but my friend was overloaded from his gatherings and had to take some time
to drop some of his findings. We exited to the SW a little, and, after
a bit, my companion beckoned me to come forward, for he thought he knew
some of the participants. The battle was over shortly and the group of
victorious players gathered just above the site of the carnage, oblivious
to the loot lying around. I never was able to determine who had won the
battle-- the I assume the PK's had been vanquished, for I saw the GM Mage
that I had met earlier standing victorious along w/ multiple other GM's
and Masters (but, then again, my companion seemed to know one of the victors,
who asked if I was a friend of his, so who knows). They all had low notoriety,
and one of them, complaining about this, had one of the mage's there summon
a Fire Elemental for him to kill. :P At the victors' behest, I picked up
a good portion of the loot before the newbie vultures moved in on it (bone
helms, magic weapons, plate armour, reagents, wands, etc.). Beckoning my
companion farewell, I continued on my way to Vesper.
After
selling off that which I was not going to use, I discovered that Vesper's
mage was missing (most likely slain due to an NPC notoriety bug), so I
moongated over to Vesper to pick up some lower level spells that I was
missing (like Heal :). On the way to the Magic Shoppe in Britain, I encountered
a rat. Clicking on it, I discovered that it was not tamed and had a name
in red (of course), so I dispatched it, hoping to raise my Notoriety a
bit. A Guard fucking killed me. >:( I quickly ghosted over to a healer
(as the System Save message came up), and returned to my corpse... Well,
at least my Heater was still there. :( A Ranger was hanging out at the
corner where I died, and I hoped that he'd grabbed some of my belongings...
I asked if there was anything left-- he just walked away. Disheartened,
I logged out.
When
I logged back in, I found that the server had reset back to the last save--
the exact moment after I had died. I didn't even have my shield.
Epilogue:
Torrin "Ravensblood" Lockeseide wandered over the first bridge past the
Ironwood Inn into the seaport city of Vesper, his bootheels thumping dully
on its sodden planks. He paused briefly to look out over the coast, gazing
at the far-away lights twinkling along a coastline in the distance of the
iron-gray sky. He frowned slightly, remembering his death in that city,
and shuddered. Hearing a slight clinking noise to his left, he glanced
over and saw a large man outfitted in heavy metal and fine cloth kneeling
before a sodden beggar, as if paying fealty to a Lord. Torrin approached
carefully, the dull thump of his boots on wood turning into a sharp clicking
as he crossed the cobblestones between himself and the unlikely pair that
he saw before him. The man draped in finery was literally pouring gold
into the poverty-stricken man's hands. The grimy beggar looked up graciously,
a light glinting in his eyes.
Torrin
the Ravensblood looked down at his own newly-purchased armour, magically
protected from the moisture around him, and his face grew humble. He too
kneeled next to his peer, and emptied his purse into the hands of the poor
man. Standing from his crouch, his armour creaking, Torrin looked down
at the armoured man beside him. Their eyes me for an instant, and locked
in understanding.
"Damned
Notoriety", he muttered.
-- Den
Dragon (Thanx fer listening! :)
some chit-chat, some role playing advice - Posted by Elawyn of Yew, or rather, her player. October 19, 1997 at 3:41 PM EDT - Category: Rant
Elawyn
won't be seen for a day or two, my computer died. THought is was a bad
video card, so I threw a brand spaking new Matrox Mystique in there, still
won't frackin boot. My best guess is a cracked track on the back of the
motherboard, since all the components, the drives, and the cards and memory
work with my old 486 system. That's going to take a day or two to replace.
No local stores out in the boonies here. (and the 486-66 is nowhere near
fast enough to play UO with). As I just got told I'm getting a bonus from
work, I'll buy a new barebones system and throw the stuff in there. (Old
one is a minitower, and my fat fingers have problems working in such a
small space.) That will be sometime Monday...
Until
then, here's some comments on ROLE playing, based upon the Elawyn meets
Xavori incident from Friday night-Saturday morning.
1. Please
do not email me, tell me in the chat zone, or have your character run up
to mine in UO and tell me "Hey, Xavori is an evil swine, did you read his
stuff on the chatzone, keep Elawyn away from him.". I know this. My character
dost NOT.
2. Xavori
could EASILY have asked around Trinsic, for plenty of folks know Elawyn,
she's kind, generous, and likes to play silly games in the tavern. As it
was, I *TOLD* him where I could be found.
3. I,
personally, do not know the player who plays Xavori, I know only that he
(I guess that from somecomments he posted a while back), I do *know* that
he playes extremely well, I've seen him in action, I laughed so hard the
beer almost came out of my nose. *I*, the player, am not a sweet young
generous charitable, naieve goody two shoes. I'm an ex soldier, ex biker,
martial artist, who truly enjoys role playing.
4. If,
IN THE GAME, as your character, you have personal knoweldge of Xavori,
AND, in the game, you talk to Elawyn, and the subject comes up, then that
might be acceptable.
5. *I*,
the person, am NOT in competition with Xavori, neither is he in competition
with me. We are ROLE playing. and hopefully he enjoyed his encounter as
much as I did. I have great admiration for his skills and playing ability,
and do not feel threatened or intimidated by his attentions. He plays his
character far far better than most, certainly better than I play mine.
The poin is the long term interaction, it's not trying to beat each other.
-------------------
So,
there you have it, stop sending me email warning me about him, it's spoiling
MY fun.
---------------
And
the role playing lesson, Yah, Elawyn got slapped down by a guard for nothing
but a simple bug in the game. A combination of hitting the bulletin board
in the tavern, and double-clicking on Xavori. Just like the funky double
click on a wisp, then click the resulting target cursor on a player. ZAP...
Both
Xavori and I ROLE played the result, it helped him with his character (Hey,
here's another example of the injustice of the system), and I played the
poor sweet young innocent who had never been killed before. That experience
has changed Elawyn the character, but I, the person, shrugged and said,
what the heck, let's play it. The results were a reward, hopefully for
Xavori as well as I.
If Xavori
plays well, he can change Elawyn the character, and possibly vice versa.
Neither of us know the others true selves, nor their true intentions. We,
as players, DO know the characters, but as characters, we do not KNOW everything
about each other.
For
this is the role playing way. To interact, to develop the character, and,
above all, to have a blast doing it.
(I threw
the old video card in my step-son's computer, so he's going to be playing
just as soon as I get off of here. I'm going to take a well earned rest,
drink a few beers, relax, watch some tv, smoke a couple of good cigars.
See ya all tomorrow!)
Elawyn learns temptation.(story, long txt) - Posted by Elawyn of Yew October 24, 1997 at 9:34 AM EDT - Category: Adventure Stories
Elawyn
of Yew, no longer 'Noble Lady', merely 'Noble', awoke from her long sleep
in her room at the inn, her fingers were still sore from staying up late
into the night sewing the great rent in her favorite dress that had been
put there by a crazed guard, and her hands felt soft, for she had spent
much time cleaning her own blood from her possessions.
With
her heart heavy she spent a few moments time to re-arrange her things,
those few little things that she held precious, the tools of her trades,
which her new friend Xavori had managed to save for her. She put the necklace
her had given her and checked her appearance in the mirror. The necklace
distracted the eye from the tired, worn and distracted look in her eyes.
She
strolled to the tailor shop, not really taking much notice of her surroundings,
for she was tired, so very tired. As usual, the tailor shop was busy, full
of novice tailors dressed in chain armor, Elawyn found this amusing, for
what need did it serve?. She awaited her turn to speak to the good tailor
and finally got his attention, "Elawyn!" He quoth, "What can I do for thee
today?", Elawyn sighed, "perhaps I might sell thee a little something today
good tailor?".
To her
pleasant surprise, the tailor bought three skullcaps that Elawyn had made
a week past, none of them were the famous 'Skullcap of Orm', but should
she feel like repeating that jest on someone, she knew she could make more.
Elawyn bought some cloth too, for perhaps she might be able to make a little
money to replace the reagents she had lost. She left the shop and found
a quiet place to stand, where none could disturb her, and quickly sewed
a couple of dresses and a skullcap.
Returning
to the tailor, she was pleased that he liked the dreses and bought them,
and the skullcaps too. So she bought more cloth, and sold two more shirts,
and then the tailor did cry enough!
She
walked to her good friend the furtrader, and they spoke for a little while,
and she bought a goodly amount of hides, far far more than she could carry,
so she sat, and made armor. and when she was done, she asked the tanner
if she might sell some armor, and he said he would, and Elawyn began to
think that this might be a day when fortune would smile upon her, she showed
the tanner all that she had made, but he had only enough gold to buy one
tunic.
So Elawyn
walked to the provisioners, for the good lady there had sometimes bought
a few leather items, and upon entering the store, Elawyn did pause a moment,
for there were many people in here, and it was sometimes difficult to see.
Elawyn espied a young rogue, dressed like a shopkeeper, moving amongst
the crowd, and made a note of her name, "Little Nikki", and then Elawyn
did manage to sell some gloves, and some leather pouches, and even a pair
of leather leggings. This was a better day than she had had in a long while.
So she ran to the bank, and deposited half of her gold, that there would
be enough to replace her tools should she be slain again.
Twice
more did Elawyn go to the tailor shop, but he had no need of the few things
she had not sold, and twice more did she buy hides and leather from the
furtrader and the tanner, and sell it to the provisioner. With her heart
still heavy, she did not tarry long to talk to anyone, but she did see
"Little Nikki" twice more. In the tailor shop, "Little Nikki" did try her
lockpick, and the tailor didst espy her, and the inevitable death did occur.
Elawyn sighed at this, and picked up the lockpick that "Little Nikki" had
dropped.
Shortly
thereafter, Elawyn did enter the tanner shop, and she didst espy a body
on the ground, it was "Little Nikki" again, Elawyn did buy and sew and
sell again, and while she stood there, "Little Nikki" did run in through
the door and did start grabbing the things remaining on her previous body.
Elawyn handed her the lockpick, and quoth, "You dropped this earlier this
day".
"Thanks"
"Thou
art having a sad day I see" replied Elawyn.
"it's
hard to practice my skills here" said Little Nikki.
Elawyn
felt her heart go out to this child, for it was obvious that no-one had
prepared her for the life she had chosen, Elawyn looked closely at Little
Nikki, and did see that she was strong, but not so smart, and barely able
to stand upright. and Elawyn did think to herself "I was like that once,
'tis time to forget my troubles".
and
so Elawyn didst explain the way of the world to Little Nikki, in that picking
locks in town would avail her little, that with the title of 'rogue', all
would shun her for they feared her, that a truly skilled locksmith was
an asset in a dungeon, and Elawyn did suggest that Little Nikki take up
fishing, and practice it a while, for it would help her to run fast, a
skill that would be useful in the future. and Little Nikki agreed but said
that her gold had been lost and she could not afford to buy a fishing pole.
and
so Elawyn did give her a fishing pole, and did ask that she pass it to
another in the future.
bidding
Little Nikki fare well, Elawyn walked through the city, heading towards
the mage shop, and as she walked, her heart grew heavy again, and she didst
wonder if she would ever see that her efforts to teach people how to survive
on their own, without having to wait for the castoffs and discards of the
nobles that simply threw things on the ground. Her heart was so heavy,
and her thoughts so confused, that when a demon or perhaps a gargoyle,
she knew not the difference, did appear from within the magic shop and
fly towards her, she didn't think about it, she just walked into it, and
shoved it out of the way.
then
she turned, to see what manner of creature this was, but it was gone. She
sighed, this was a sad time, when her thoughts were such that the appearance
of such a creature, right in front of her, could not break through the
sadness.
She
entered the magic shop, which was usually a futile trip for Elawyn, for
the mage had no new spells to sell, and hardly ever any reagents. Elawyn
did greet him and ask if he had aught new she might buy. and lo, some new
scrolls, and a few reagents too. and Elawyn did bid him a fair day, and
did talk to the herbalist, and did buy more reagents. and she did go find
a quiet place to stand, that she might copy these new spells into her spell
book and collect her reagents together. Alas, neither the mage nor the
herbalist did have any spidersilk, and Elawyn grew sad again, for she remembered
her home, the deep woods of Yew, where spidersilk would lay upon the ground,
sometimes carpeting it like snow. and she wondered if going back to Yew,
and collecting spidersilk, and bringing it back to Trinsic might be a goodly
way to finance her studies.
and
so went the day, and Elawyn did sleep, and awake the next, her heart still
heavy, but her hopes a little brighter, and she did make a little more
gold from toil, and she did have a long conversation with another newcomer,
and did hear him learn to speak the city tongue as they spoke, and she
did feel happier.
then
later, she didst espy a mage in a colorful costume, hight 'The Mystical
Bubba', of whom she had heard, and she did greet him as he passed and didst
wish him a fair days travelling, and she didst espy another mage, one skilled
indeed, but she knew him not. Her heart did grow a little brighter, for
now she had seen a Grandmaster mage, and she knew that with hard work,
it just might be possible for her to reach that status one day.
So she
returned to the mage shop, but still no spidersilk, and a young mage in
there, clad in red, did ask her if she had any scrolls for sale, and she
did look at him, and did see "The evil lord somesuch, novice mage", she
does not recall his name, for he impressed her very little, and Elawyn
did ask which scrolls her was looking for, and he said any, for they will
not sell to me.
and
Elawyn looked in her pouch, and found a 'Create Food' scroll, and did offer
him this scroll in exchange for 3 spidersilk. and he did reply "I want
more than just a scroll for 3 spidersilk", and Elawyn didst say "'tis all
I can trade thee, for I have little else of value to thee" and he did reply
"Child!, I want that grey robe" and Elawyn did then realise why this mage
had an evil reputation, for he was snooping in her pack as they did speak,
so she did say "Get thy prying eyes away from my backpack!" and he did
reply "it makes the trading easier" and then he did say "Child, I WANT
that robe!"
and
Elawyn's heart did grow heavy again, could not this fool not see she was
no longer a child? "I fear that thou should seek a healer, for thy eyes
are weak" she exclaimed, and "This is my deathrobe, I keep it as a reminder
of my death" she said. After a few moments the mage did agree on the trade
of 3 spidersilk for the scroll. and Elawyn did leave, for the emotions
she was feeling were not gentle, nor kind, she felt temptation wash over
her like the tide upon the beach, could she not take this fool outside
and slay him, and thus regain her title of "Noble Lady"? For she could
tell this fool she kept her scrolls hidden, and he would follow, and she
would have him.
She
weeped as she walked, such temptation, she was ashamed to feel it, and
she felt pity for that fool, for he would not last long. And she feared
that she had not the patience nor the time to try to show him the mistakes
he had made, she continued to walk, ashamed, but glad that she had resisted.
A young
warrior passed her, running the other way, and he paused, and Elawyn glanced
at him, and saw a novice warrior, with a strange name "Johnny Mafia", she
knew not why these names sounded so strange, so she continued to walk,
behind her she saw the warrior turn and run after her, she continued to
walk, the warrior continued to run, and she walked, and he ran, and he
could not run fast enough to catch her, and she thought of playing "TAG!"
with him, but it would be no fun, for he was slow. She slowed a little,
wondering if this young warrior might be crazed like the mage who had attacked
her last week, or the warrior who had tried the same thing the week before
that. She readied herself to say "Put away thy weapon fool!" and he did
cry out "Noble one! Noble one! Wait a moment!" and Elawyn wondered who
he was talking to, for she was not feeling noble today, not with the thoughts
of temptation to the easy path still in her mind.
"Art
thou addressing me?" she asked as he got closer.
"Yes
Noble one! Can you teach me?" he cried.
"I can
teach thee of many things, what do you wish to learn?" she asked.
"I want
to be great like thee!" he said.
*Elawyn
blushed*
"I can
tell thee how to practice and learn, if thee will listen" she said ,and
"but I cannot make you stronger, or faster".
As they
spoke, Elawyn did look closely , this young warrior was not very strong,
and could hardly stand upright.
Another
Ranger, hight "Iceman" did join in the conversation, and together Elawyn
and Iceman did patiently explain that there were many roads to follow,
and didst explain something of how to learn. And as they talked, two more
stood politely nearby, listening and learning. and this young warrior hight
"Johnny Mafia" did exclaim
"How
can I be strong? How can I be fast? How can I be smarter?" and he was most
humble, and did ask many questions, and as Elawyn and Iceman did explain
things, they did play at hide and seek, which amused young Johnny Mafia
greatly.
Elawyn
did ask "what do you want to be in this world?" and Johnny Mafia did reply
"I want to learn adeptness, I want to be great and noble like thee and
thy companion" and Elawyn did giggle and reply "Thou art already well on
the way to becoming an adept sycophant, perhaps thee should travel to Britain,
to the great castles, where such skills are in demand". Alas poor Johnny
Mafia did not know the word 'sycophant', and Elawyn's joke was too subtle
for him, Iceman did laugh tho.
So Elawyn
told Johnny how to improve, and did give him a fishing rod, and did make
him promise to pass it onto another when done, and to take the time to
look around him and learn by doing, and to not forget that there are the
poor and the hungry common folk all around, and that just giving them things,
or gold, would not help them, but that when he grew strong and mighty,
he should take a little time to help show the weak and the poor how they
might make their way in life.
and
Elawyn did take her leave then, pausing only to discover Iceman, hidden
nearby, and gleefully call out "I can see thee!!". She went fishing again,
and didst have two more people ask her if she was an 'en-pee-cee', and
another ask "I'm new here! How long have you been here?" and she did reply
"All my life, save for my childhood in Yew", and he did say a word she
knew not, "touche", but soon, he did understand her meaning, and did try
to be himself in this world.
Finally,
wearily, Elawyn went back to her room in the inn. Where she thanked the
virtues for helping her resist temptation. and her heart did lift a little,
for she had, perhaps, taught several people enough about the world that
they might survive, if not prosper, and she did look in her spellbook,
and feel glad that she had added to it, and that she had improved herself
this day.
I finally have a ship I can keep... - Posted by Xavori (dtn80063.gte.net) October 24, 1997 at 6:24 AM EDT - Category: General
I had
strolled back to Trinsic for another visit (something about the complete
lack of intelligence found in the inhabitants keeps drawing me back.).
Not really having anything better to do, I meandered down to the docks.
There were a couple people fishing, so to blend in, I put on a floppy hat,
brown pants, blue shirt, and equipped my fishing pole. I then start fishing.
I seem to lack the special touch that makes fishes jump up at my feet,
but I did look convincing. So much so, that the fisherman seemed to overlook
me "fishing" in their backpacks. I kept this up for a few a little while,
giving what few fish I did catch to passing peasants in order to keep in
the good graces of the populace. Then, my project showed up, a very young
ranger whom the commoners didn't seem to like named Stompy.
"Do
you want to buy a boat?" asked the ranger.
"Nay,
milord." I replied.
He started
back down the docks from where he came, asking several other fisherman
if they wanted a boat. However, since he was asking 2000gp, and none of
the fisher folk could afford it, they all declined. I followed close behind.
He finally
came to the end of the dock and I saw him unlock his boat and open the
gangplank. With a sudden leap, I beat him aboard and ran to his hold. Opening
it, I grabbed everything without even looking.
"Hey,
get of my boat and give me back my stuff," huffed Stompy.
"I think
not," I replied casually.
Stompy
seemed particularly flustered by my cavalier attitude and paced around.
Finally, he jumped to another boat, and I followed him.
"GET
OFF MY BOAT!" he screamed.
I yawned
and smiled at him, shaking my head.
"IF
YOU DON'T, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" he yelled even louder.
Now
we were getting somewhere: death threats from a wet-behind-the-ear knave.
I do so enjoy bringing people so much angst their mouths outrun their minds.
I strolled
back to the tiller man. I quickly changed out of my fisherman's garb and
into my normal black plate mail. I put the tines of my warfork around the
tiller man's neck and order him out to sea. Surprisingly, he obeyed without
question.
"GET
OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!" Stompy bawled as he paced around the ship.
I merely
glanced at him and said, "Nay, thou cannot do harm me. Besides, this is
my boat."
"NO
IT ISN'T. IT'S MINE."
Obviously,
no one has ever bothered explaining to Stompy the concept of boat ownership
versus mere survival, and being a helpful type, I took it upon myself to
explain.
"The
boat is mine. However, if thou drops all thy gold, I shall sell it to thee.
Else, I shall be forced to kill thee as a stowaway."
"Are
you a NPC?" he asked.
I just
stared at him completely in shock. It has been my experience than when
a would-be hero calls someone a "NPC" he means a commoner like the shopkeepers
and peasants who inhabit the land. I was once a commoner, but that was
well behind me, and I take great offense at being referred to as such now,
especially by those who are far beneath the commoners in intelligence.
(besides which, can you imagine the AI needed to pull of a scam like the
one I was in the middle of while carrying on a proper conversation?)
"I do
not understand, milord," I replied, mimicking the peasants. Then I smiled
at him.
"Drop
thy gold, or shall drop thee," I ordered.
"If
you don't get off my boat, I'm going to call a GM," he blubbered.
First,
he calls me a peasant. Now he says he's going to pray for divine intervention.
This was just too much.
I killed
him.
I quickly
dug through his belongings and grabbed what little gold and reagents he
had. While searching for anything else that might be valuable, I found
the key to his boat. I then stashed the remainder of his belongings in
the hold. After a few moments, he resurrected.
The
smart thing to do would be to kill him again. However, I usually disdain
killing, especially when the victim is as weak and foolish as this whelp.
He ran over to the tillerman and had him set a course back to Trinsic.
I went to the tillerman and order him out farther to sea. The tillerman
for some unknown reason seemed to prefer Stompy's orders to mine. Stompy
and I kept giving conflicting orders to the poor confused tillerman. However,
because I had to order two or three times to Stompy's once, we ended up
back in Trinsic.
"Give
me my stuff, back," he demanded.
I realize
he was dead, but even still, he had to have seen me stash everything in
the hold. Maybe he just thought everything I put in there was mine, and
I was holding all his belongings still.
"Nay,
I do not think thou art in a position to demand anything."
"So
what," he replied. "I want my stuff back."
I thought
for a moment. I really did not want to go through the mess with arguing
over the tillerman, so I came up with a hasty plan.
"Take
me to Buccaneer's Den, and I shall return thy goods."
"No,
give me back my stuff, and you can have the boat," he replied.
"I do
not want this boat. I wish to be taken to Buccaneer's Den"
This
was true. I didn't want this boat; I wanted his boat that I had the key
for.
"Give
me my stuff back."
I will
say this for him, he was persistent.
"I will
plot the course on my map and give it to thee so thou can have the tillerman
take us to the Den. It is not a long journey, and once we are there, you
can take the boat and I shall give thee back thy equipment."
"Is
it far?" he asked.
"Nay.
'Tis not far at all," I said, happy that he seemed to be taking the bait.
"Okay,
give me the map."
I win.
I plotted
the course and handed him the map. I then moved away from him so he wouldn't
be quite so nervous. He looked at the map, and then handed it to the tillerman.
With a word from Stompy, we were off.
"Why
do you talk like that?" he asked.
I almost
killed him again, but restrained myself since we were still in town and
in the jurisdiction of the tyrant British's murderers.
"I do
not understand, milord. Doth my speech vex thee?"
"I don't
get it."
"'Tis
how I was raised to speak, sirrah," I replied with pure disdain.
I waited
a few moments till I was sure we were in open waters. Then I casually walked
up to him and stuck the tines of my fork into his foolish heart. I then
turned the boat back to Trinsic.
After
a few moments, I arrived safe and sound. I quickly checked my key against
all the locks on the various ships at the docks. Finally, I found the boat
that was now completely mine. I walked up to the hold and grabbed everything
from my borrowed ship and jumped with it over to my new ship. I cast magically
enhanced my strength enough to walk with the heavy load to the new hold
and stashed everything away. Then I locked my ship and went ashore to rest.
My day
of glory and disappointment - Bloodmoon 10-08-98
Hail all! Last night I began thinking what a relatively weak man I am,
I mean I see others wearing full plate, yet I could not. I
started
thinking that my swordmanship skills were very low and that perhaps if
I whacked on a training dummy for awhile then
maybe
I could build up my muscles that way. After hitting that dummy with all
my might for awhile, I felt much stronger! I went
to my
home and opened a chest, a chest filled with a full set of plate armor
that my friend, Sjofna, had given me for my birthday
way
back in February. I tried on the chest plate, woohoo!, I could wear it
and the leggings too! I was pleased with myself. :) Also while whacking
that boring dummy, I started thinking that I was becoming quite the mage.
I had yet to cast an eighth circle scroll. When I would become exhausted
from hitting the dummy, I tried to cast the Summon Water Elemental spell.
After five attempts, I succeeded! In fact, I went on to cast that spell
six more times while hitting the dummy. I thought to myself, What a night?!
I can now wear plate and cast eighth circle spells. Things I have never
been able to do in the past year of being in this world.
Getting
ready at the bank to go hunting with my new found powers, a friend of mine
and of the tBA's spotted me, Ishmael.
We decided
to go to the Fire Elemental room in Covetous. Things went well there and
we came out a little bit richer. It was late
in the
night and Ishmael said he needed to retire. I was still pumped from the
earlier night's happenings and decided to go out
hunting
on my own. I recalled to a spot west of Shame I believe and immediately
spotted a gazer. He gave me a pretty good fight,
he was
throwing magic at me left and right. I was victorius. I wanted more! I'm
powerful now, wearing my full set of plate!
Don't
mess with me! :) I walked a short distance to the west and took my time
killing a weak ratman. I then walked a little more
to the
west near the coast and spotted another man. This man uttered the words
"An Ex Por", I was frozen! I had no quarrel
with
this man, why does he do this to me? Then he said "Vas Ort Flam" very quickly
three times! I saw the light. Indeed I was
dead.
My spirit spied this evil man taking all my things - 35 of each reagent,
set of plate, over a hundred bolts, about nine
greater
heal potions and a magic heavy crossbow. He did however leave me my rune
back to Ocllo and my recall scroll. There was
a healer
very close by, this man, Asmodean, recalled away and I drifted over to
the healer and he brought me make to my corporial
form.
I recalled back to Ocllo and quickly retired. I thought, I have had quite
an evening! :)
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