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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he
is not sure if
sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this
question.
The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My son, after
an exhaustive
search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on
Sundays."
The man thinks, " What does a priest know of sex?"
He goes to minister, an experienced married man, for the answer.
He queries
the minister and receives the same reply, "Sex is work and
not for the
Sabbath!"
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority -
a man of
thousands of years tradition and knowledge: A Rabbi.
The Rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is
definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many
others tell me
sex is work?!"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work...my wife would
have the maid do
it."
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