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ALABAMA VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
that was enough (they could not afford a larger double-wide). So, the
husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that
he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a
cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in 'Bama), light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said
to
the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a
cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The
Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry
bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to
10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up
to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his
other hand.
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