Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my

penis erect, can you help me?"

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem

with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged.

There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try

an experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"

"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from

the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."

Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going

through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for

it."

A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use

his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend

and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle

of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the

point of being painful.

To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately

sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and

then returned to his pants.

His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile,

"That was incredible! Can you do it again?"

Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I don't

think I can fit another roll in my ass."