Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?

A: Men usually miss them.

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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring &

good-looking?

A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

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Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

A: They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play

with them the most.

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The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you done? "

Three words women hate to hear when having sex... "Honey, I'm home!"

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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A: The swallow