KARAOKE is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"

On the other hand you have different fingers

Little Boy Blue

'Cause he needed the money

Why do you call PMS "PMS"?

Because "mad cow" was already taken

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have ducked.

A duck walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if you can get AIDS

from oral sex? "yes", the pharmacist says. "Statiscally, you are more

likely to get AIDS from oral sex than straight sex. You should still use

a condom. "OK, I'll take one". Will that be cash or charge. "Just put it

on my bill".

An unemployed court jester is no one's fool.

Q-Where does a one armed man go shopping?

A-At a second hand store

Q-What do you call a cow with no legs?

A-Gound Beef

Q-What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A-A Stick

Q-Why do Scots wear kilts?

A-Because the sheep can hear a zipper miles away

Q-How can you tell a blind man at a nudist camp?

A-It's not hard

Q-What did Captin Hook die from?

A-Jock itch