A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up

to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a

strong smell of liquor on her breath. He said, "I'm going to give you a

breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."

She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a

couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, "It looks like you've

had a couple of stiff ones."

She replied, "You mean it shows that, too?"