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Top Ten Reasons that Skis are Better than Women
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1.You're always on top.

2.They don't follow you around after you ride them.

3.If they get edgy, you can tune them.

4.You can adjust them to tight or loose.

5.You don't have to get them drunk to use them.

6.You can use two at a time.

7.They don't get upset if you pre-release.

8.There is a use for skis.

9.It's legal to rent skis.

10.You can use skis the entire month.

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