> This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay

> bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." When the

> gay waiter approaches, he asks to the customer, "What's the name of

> your penis?"

>

> The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a

> drink."

>

> The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell

> me the name of your penis."

>

> So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is sipping on

> a beer

> and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to left,

> with

> a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks,

> "Timex?"

> The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on

> tickin'!"

>

> A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping

> on a

> fruity marguerita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his

> right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job

> 1." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

>

> Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he

> comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and

> exclaims, "The

> name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer." The bartender

> begins to

> pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

>