A Scottish tourist in the U.S. attends his first baseball game and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "run... run!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-r-un yah bahstard. R-r-run!"

A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "r-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya."

The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "r-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run."

All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers "He doesn't have to run.... he's got four balls."

The Scotsman looks at him in disbelief ...and then stands up and shouts, "Walk with prrride man, wahlk with prrride !!!"