Rule # 1

Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an

argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule # 2

If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't

expect us to act like soap opera guys.

Rule # 3

If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of

the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule # 4

It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those

stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule # 5

Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how

pretty you are?

Rule # 6

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

Rule # 7

You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it

done - not both.

Rule # 8

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

commercials or time-outs.