<< There was two high school sweethearts who went out together for

four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed

losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they

graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the

girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went

to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend

anytime they

could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she

would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to

return her letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return

his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to

date around. He didnt take this very well and increased his calls and

letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became

annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So what she did is this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's

dick and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I

found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was

pissed.

So he wrote on the back of the photo the following:

"Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send

more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

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