------- RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD -------

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Buddhism:  When shit happens is it really shit?

Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens."

7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit happens."

Unitarian: What is this shit?

Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
 

 

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