Philly's Finest Strike Again

The Philadelphia Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and tells each of them to go catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three month of
extensive investigations they conclude and issue a report that rabbits
DO NOT EXIST.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The Philadelphia PD goes in. They come out two hours later dragging a
badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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