Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head

on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and

cost over $180 000.00. The results of the study concluded that the reason

the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man

with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own

study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the

British study were incorrect. After three years of research and a cost in

excess of $250,000.00, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is

larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex

When the results of the German Study were released, Canada decided to

conduct their own study. The Canucks didn't really trust the British or

German studies. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a

cost of right around $75.00, the Canadian study was complete, and came to

the conclusion that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than

the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the