On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body. She said, "I can't wear your pants."

"That's right!" said the groom, "And don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in the family.".

The bride took off her panties and asked her husband to try them on. "No way. I can't get into your panties."