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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and
says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights
off before I get to the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage, I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
I get undressed in the bathroom, I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my
wife's butt and say, 'How about a little?' and she pretends she's asleep!"
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