Olaf dies in a fire and his body is so badly burned that the morgue

>>>>>needs someone to I.D. the body. So they call up his two friends, Swen

>>>>>and Lars, to come and try to I.D. the body.

>>>>>

>>>>>Swen goes in and the mortician pulls back the sheet. Swen says, "Yaa,

>>>>>he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

>>>>>

>>>>>So the mortician rolls him over, and Swen looks at his ass and says,

>>>>>"No, dat ain't Olaf."

>>>>>

>>>>>The mortician doesn't say anything, but thinks that was kind of

>>>>>strange. Then he brings in Lars to I.D. the body. Lars looks at the

>>>>>body and says, "Yaa, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over."

>>>>>

>>>>>The mortician rolls him over. Lars looks down at his ass and says,

>>>>>"No, dat ain't Olaf."

>>>>>

>>>>>The mortician says, "How can you tell?"

>>>>>Lars says, "Well, Olaf had two assholes." "What? He had two

>>>>>assholes?!" asks the mortician. "Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two

>>>>>assholes. Every time the three of us went to town, everyone would say,

>>>>>'Here comes Olaf with them two assholes'."