A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl,

out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, how old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey women don't talk about their

age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy how much do you weigh?" The

mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't

talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then

fires off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy

get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the

questions, responded "Honey, that is a subject that hurts

me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped

off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her

girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look

at your mother's driver license. It's just like a report card

from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again.

The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old

you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know

that?"

The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I

know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.

You got an "F" in sex."