15 "Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"

14 "Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"

13 "What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?"

12 "Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?"

11 "It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified."

10 "You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse."

9 "Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"

8 "You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night."

7 "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."

6 "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

5 "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?"

4 "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."

3 "Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!"

2 "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me."

and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...

1 "Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."