The new lumberjack was having a harder time adjusting to the isolation of the Canadian wilderness than he had expected.
Finally, he became so horny that he headed for the foreman's office for advice. "I don't know what to do, boss," said the despondent lumberjack. "I'm so horny I could explode!"
"Don't worry," said the boss. "That's a common problem, and we have just the thing to take care of it. You know that barrel over by the mess hall?"
"Yeah," replied the lumberjack. "The one with the hole in it?"
"That's the one," said the foreman. "You just go over to that barrel, stick your dick inside that hole, and I guarantee you'll have the experience of your life."
Sceptical but desperate, the resolved to give it a shot. He went over to the barrel, inserted his penis in the hole, and WHAM! It was the finest orgasm he'd ever experienced.
He couldn't believe the quality of the sensation (or the relief!). He rushed back to the foreman's office in glee.
"Well, did you do what I said?" asked the boss.
"I sure did, and it was just like you said! I haven't ever felt anything that good in my whole life!" cried the exuberant lumberjack. "I'm going to visit that barrel EVERY DAY from now on!"
"Well," corrected the boss, "every day but Wednesday."
"Why not Wednesday?" asked the lumberjack.
"That's your day in the barrel."
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