A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to
kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a
kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then
wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put
$10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on
the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to
show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure
enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up
the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this
to a fellow Blonde?"
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