One day a young boy gets a project from his teacher at school.

He decides to ask his father for help. He says "Dad, for school I

have to find out the difference between hypothetically and reality.

Can you help me?"

"Sure," his father tells him, "first go ask your mother if she'd

sleep with Mr. Johnson next door for a million dollars." Mr. Johnson

was a filthy, smelly, 75 year old man.

The son goes and asks his mother, who just about slaps him.

"What do you mean by that?" she asks.

"It's for a project at school," the boy replies.

"Well Mr. Johnson is pretty filthy, but for a million dollars I

guess I would."

The boy returns to his father. "Dad, mom said she'd do it. What

does that tell me about hypothetically and reality?"

"Go ask your sister the same question," the father replies.

So the boy goes to his sister and says, "Would you sleep with Mr.

Johnson next door for a million dollars?"

When the sister hears what he asks she gets really mad, but

after the boy explains that it's for a project she says, "Mr. Johnson is

gross but for $1 million I'd do it."

"Dad, Dad," the boy says, "sis said yes too, but what does that

tell me about hypothetically and reality?"

"Go ask your brother if he'd do it." is the Dad's response.

The boy does as he's told and asks his 18-year old brother the

same question he'd asked his mother and sister. He gets the usual

angry response, but after explaining that he wanted to know for a

project the boy gets the same answer.

"Well for $1 million I guess I'd have to." the brother replies.

The boy returns to his father with the news, "Dad, bro said he'd

sleep with Mr. Johnson for $1 million too. I still don't see what

that tells me about hypothetically and reality."

"Well son," the father explains, "hypothetically we're living

with three millionaires, but in reality we're living with two sluts

and a homo.