A woman is entering Heaven, and while she's filling out the forms, she hears this horrendous screaming coming from the next room.

She asks the angel who's working with her about the screams, and she's told, "Oh, that's just someone having her head drilled for a halo."

A little time passes, and then she hears some more screaming, even more awful than before. Again she asks, and is told, "Oh, that's just someone having his back drilled for their wings."

At this, she says, "You know, I think I'm having second thoughts about this. I think I'd rather go to Hell."