Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to

make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are

lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before

they are made holy.

"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

"Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of

one with the tip of my finger."

"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into

heaven."

The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I,

you know, sort of massaged one a bit."

"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into

heaven."

Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is

trying to cut in front.

"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.

"Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to improve her

position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to

do it before Sister Mary sticks her butt in it!"