Gender (male) research

1. Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed.

Even in their sleep they have to be right.

2. A man who wants to be "friends" immediately after the relationship is

over was never really in the relationship.

3. Men hate verbal confrontation. "We need to talk about our relationship"

strikes fear even in the heart of Norman Schwarzkopf.

4. Most of the men sitting in first class on an aeroplane have really

boring jobs.

5. Marrying a man who has been married before is ecologically responsible.

In a world where there are more women than men, it makes sense to recycle.

6. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

7. All men would still really like to own a train set.

8. A man who can eat anything he wants and not gain weight, should do it

out of sight of the woman he is in love with.

9. Single men's flats never smell good.

10. If a man says "I'll call you" and he doesn't, he didn't forget, he

didn't lose your number, he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

11. Men are much more likely than women to weigh themselves in public.

12. A married man having an affair who says he has never done this before

has done this before.

13. Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

14. Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

15. Men forget everthing, women remember anything.

16. Men don't like to talk on the phone unless they have something specific

to say.

17. Men won't go shopping unless they need something.

18. Men love to keep piles of change around in ashtrays.

19. You should never try to teach a man how to do anything in public.

They can learn in private, in public they have to know.

20. Male secretaries prefer to be called assistants.

21. Men who tell you they are reading Playboys for the articles, are lying.

22. Men who don't say "I love you" a lot, probably love you more than men

who say it all the time.

23. As far as I know, a single man has never vacuumed behind a sofa.

24. A man's medicine cabinet will tell you everything you ever needed to

know about him.

25. Statistics show that men get into twice as many car accidents as women,

yet all men think they are great drivers.

26. Men who like foreign films don't eat at MacDonalds.

27. Men who are chronically late are chronically inconsiderate.

28. Men who buy a new car every year, usually have trouble commiting to a

relationship.

29. If you are in a car with a man and he stops and asks someone

directions, listen carefully. Because, he won't and it will be your fault if

you get lost.

30. A man who continually takes holidays by himself is hiding something.

31. Men love to be first to read the newspaper in the morning. Even if it

is refolded immaculately, the fact they have not been the first is

upsetting to their psyche.

32. A man who goes to the supermarket for a few items, would rather walk

around balancing them than putting them in a basket.

33. No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying

he wished he could be Cary Grant.