Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.

Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.

Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.

Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.

Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.

Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.

Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.

Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.

Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.

Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.

Sex while broke - poor-gasms.

Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.

Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.

Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.

Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.

Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.

Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.

Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.

Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.

Sex with a bullfighter - matador-gasms.

Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.

Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.

Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.

Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.

Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.

Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.

Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.

Sex while flying - soar-gasms.

Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.

Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.

Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.

Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.

Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.

Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.

Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.

Sex with a Norse god - Thor-gasms.

Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.