A few years ago, Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang made a new friend who
>developed leukemia in an animated special entitled. Why, Charlie Brown, Why.
> Recently, MetLife has put out a series of instructional pamphlets
>which feature the Peanuts gang dealing with such issues as the loss of a
>loved one, writing a will, and dealing with a permanent disability. Now
>that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues, how about some
>Peanuts specials for the kids of the 90's?
>
>We could learn about V.D. in,
>IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN
>
>Chuck and the Little Red-Headed Girl find out about unwanted pregnancy in,
>IT'S BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!
>
>Is Linus gay? Find out in,
>IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN
>
>Explore the real problems of child abuse in America in,
>YOU MADE ME DO THAT, CHARLIE BROWN
>
>See how the Peanuts gang deals with date rape in,
>NO MEANS NO CHARLIE BROWN
>
>Discover s father's forbidden love in,
>IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN
>
>The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in,
>IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN
>
>What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of
>Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego, Mr. Clean in,
>GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN
>
>Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing Social Security
>checks and boosting automobiles in,
>GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN
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