FUCK YOU

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, just by it's sound can
describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most word in the English
language, takes its name from a German word, "fricken", which means "to strike".

"Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both
transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It
can be an active verb (John really fuckes up), or a passive verb (Mary doesn't
really give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and a
noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective(John is fucking a
asshole). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of
"fuck".

Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many
situations:

GREETING: How the fuck are you?
FRAUD: I got fucked by that crook.
DISMAY: Oh, fuck it!
TROUBLE: I'm fucked now!
CONFUSION: What the fuck??
AGGRESSION: Fuck you!
DISGUST: Fuck me.
DESPAIR: Fucked again!
PHILOSOPHY: Who gives a fuck?
INCOMPETENCE: He's a real fuck-off.
DISPLEASURE: What the fuck is going on here?
NUMEROLOGY: Sixty-fucking-nine.
LOST: Where the fuck are we?
DISBELIEF: Unfuckingbelievable.
RETALIATION: Up your fucking ass!
REBELLION: Fuck it!
DISPLEASURE: What the fucks going on?
SATISFACTION: Fuck me again!
DIFFICULTY: I don't understand this fucking thing!
PLEASURE: I fucking couldn't be happier.
DENIAL: I didn't fucking do it!
PERPLEXITY: I don't know fuck about it.
SUSPICION: Who the fuck are you?
PANIC: Let's get the fuck out of here.
DIRECTIONS: Fuck off!


Also as:

DESCRIPTIVE ANATOMY: He's a fucking asshole!
TO TELL TIME: It's six-fucking-thirty.
PREDICTION: Well, I'll be fucked!
A POLITICAL STATEMENT: Fuck Washington.
INCESTUOUS: Motherfucker.
A PUT DOWN: Fusk off, buster!
ALL ENCOMPASSING: Fuck em all!
GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS: Fuck the IRS.
A POKER HAND: A royal fuck.
TO START A RELATIONSHIP: Let's fuck now!
AS AN ACCEPTANCE: Fuckin eh!
ENJOYMENT: Fuckin wow!
A CLOSING: Fuckingly yours.
MATERNAL: Motherfucker.
POLITICAL: Fuck Clinton.
BUSINESS: How did I end up with this fucking job?

It can be used just to enhance the meaning of a word - as in 
"Beautyfuckingful" or "Terrfuckingific".

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses. How can anyone be offended
when you say "Fuck"? Use it in you daily speech, it adds to your prestige.

Today, tell someone "FUCK YOU".

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