A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all at the vet. The terrier

asked the poodle, "What are you in for?"

The poodle said, "Well, every time I see a car I just want to chase it

and one day I got a car in an accident and killed the driver. My owner

thought it best to put me down."

All the dogs agreed it was a shame. The terrier said. "Every time I see

the postman, I just want to bite him. The Post Office complained and my

owners decided to put me down."

The great dane said, "My owner just got out of the shower and was drying

off her legs, and I decided to jump on and have my way with her." The

poodle said, "She putting you down to?" The dane said, "No, I'm getting

my nails trimmed.