> THE CREATION OF A PUSSY

> >

> > Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

> > created a pussy to their design.

> >

> > First was a butcher, with smart wit,

> > using a knife, he gave it a slit,

> >

> > Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

> > with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

> >

> > Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

> > by using red velvet, he lined it within,

> >

> > Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

> > with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

> >

> > Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

> > threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

> >

> > Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,

> > touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

> >

> > Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,

> > he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.