Bill Clinton is sitting next to a new White House intern one day at a
gathering.The president says to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval office and see my clock?"

She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so."

The President replies, "Please.  I'd really like to show it to you."

"No, Mr. President, I really can't."

"Come on.  Come and see my clock.  It'll only take a minute."

"All right.  If it won't take long."

They go to the Oval Office.  The president sits down, unzips his pants,and pulls out his dick.

The intern says, "That's not a clock, it's a cock."

To which the president says, "You put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock."

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