Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of the American Indians. After a tour of a reservation they were on, she asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.

She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headdress. His reply was, "Me have only one squaw, me only have one feather." She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had 4 feathers in his headdress. He replied, Ugh,, me have 4 feathers, because me sleep with 4 sqaws." Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of sqaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the chief had a headress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?

The chief pounded proudly on his chest and said, "me chief, me fuck-em all, big, small, fat, tall, me fuck-em all. Horrified, Ms Walters stated, "you ought to be hung!" The chief replied, You damned right me hung.....big like buffalo, long like snake."

Ms Walters cried, you don't have to be so damned hostile!

The chief replied "hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, me fuck-em all.

With tears in her eyes, Ms Walters cried "Oh dear."

The chief said, "No Deer,,,,,,,,me no fuck deer. Asshole too high and fuckers run too fast.