A businessman was traveling on Continental Airlines, when the beverage

cart

passed by him. Accidentally the stewardess spilled hot coffee into the

man's lap. Concerned about his welfare she bent down and asked him,

"Sir,

are you all right?"

"Tell me, was that regular coffee or Decaf?"

"Regular coffee," said the stewardess.

To which the businessman replied, "Just my luck. Now its going to be up

all night.