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THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS
:Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Hang up and drive.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling
like the passengers in his car.
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
He/She who laughs last thinks slowest.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
WARNING: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "SMART".
Why is "ABBREVIATION" such a long word?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!" until you can find a rock.
I like you but i wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic
particles. HAHAHAHAHA
"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog." -Dorothy
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