A young American Indian goes up to his father Wild Wind and asks him, "Father, why is my sister called Riding Horse?" Because, my son, she was conceived while we were riding a horse." The boy considers this for a moment and then asks, "Father, why is my brother called Fearless Snake?" "Because he was conceived just after your mother and I had stopped running from an angry snake, my son."

The boy's father looks at him curiously and eventually asks, "But why all these questions, Broken Condom?"