A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell and the wife answers.

"Hi, is Skip home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, do you mind if I wait?"

"No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says, "You know Kim, you have the greatest

breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just

see one."

Kim thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred

dollars. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and

throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Dick says, "They are so beautiful,

I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I

could see the both of them together."

Kim thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe and gives

Dick a nice long look. Dick thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on

the table and says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Skip arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird

friend Dick came over."

Skip thinks about this for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the

200 bucks he owes me?