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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix?
It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out
you didn't need it anyway.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need
How does a man keep his youth?
By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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