Old Couple

An old couple pulled into a full service gas station one day, the

attendant asks what can I get ya, the old man says fill it up.

Well, the old woman was hard of hearing so she asks "what did he say?" The old man

replies,"I told him to fill it up!"

While waiting on the gas, the attendant asks the old man if he can wash

his windshield. The old man replies with a yes and the old woman says

"what did he say?" The old man yells "he asked to wash the windshield!"

The old lady says "oh"

The attendant, just wanting to make conversation,notices the old couple are from Kentucky. He goes up to the old man and says, "I notice you're from Kentucky, man I was there once and I had one bad piece of ass. This woman was nasty!" The old man just nods

his head and the old woman says "what did he say?" And the old man shouts back, "He said he thinks he knows you!"