Roll up, roll up, get a shot at Ricky Martin. Ladies and gentlemen, this is probably the only chance you’ll ever get, so why waste it? Get your darts, and throw to your heart's content. You may re-use bloodied darts. However, if the police arrive, I strongly urge those who value the well-being of themselves and their families not to say anything.

In case you hadn’t worked it out, you click on good ol’ Ricky to take your shot.

Ouch! That was a real corker of a shot, sir. Why don’t you try again?